I just found the most random thing I've ever written... · 6:23pm Sep 18th, 2023
Found this on an old (and very dead) Discord server I made and I just had to share it here too (since these type of short stories actually started on FimFiction)!
Storytime wiff Donut: A Tale of Two Peanuts
Once, there was a peanut who was in love with another peanut. But those peanuts' parents didn't like each other! So the boy peanut would go out at night and visit his girl peanut. They'd talk and laugh and carry on. But then, their parents found out they were seeing each other and forbid them to ever see each other again!!! The girl peanut was so sad... but then, she got an idea! She decided to fake her own death so she could be with boy peanut forever! Great idea right? WRONG! The boy peanut didn't know that the girl peanut was still alive, so he jumped into the peanut-butter machine and became peanut butter. Now, that grinder is loud, and it woke the girl peanut up! When she realized what had happened, she too jumped into the peanut-butter machine because, "If I cannot live with Mr. Peanut, I shall not live at all!".... and so, the next time you open a peanut-butter jar, remember the sacrifice that was made for love, at the expense of a double peanut funeral! 🥜❤️🥜😂
