Alicorn Switcheroo is finished.
I hope everyone that reads this last update enjoys it, and enjoyed the whole story. For the feedback I've gotten since January of 2013, it seems most people have. I wish, honestly, that I had something planned to say here, but I'm kinda just shooting from the hip with this post.
You'll forgive me for my ignorance, but... what's the big deal? I know being in the featured box is a big deal, but is it mandatory for people who were in the featured box or popular stories sidebar to put that in the descriptions of their stories? Or is it more of a celebratory thing for the author? I'm just so confused. I see fics that say "Featured: 9 Oct 14" and my only thought is "That was years ago, why should I care?" I know that sounds mean, I think FF and AO3 have made me kinda bitchy
I've never called anyone a bigot. Neither do I intend to. I'm reminded always of Ambrose Bierce's definition of the word: "One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion which you ydo not entertain." Furthermore, I've never heard anyone use the phrase except when completely unable to counter an argument. It's name-calling. It's not rhetoric, or logic, or anything else ending with -ic; just pointless, and arguably meaningless, abuse. If I hear a chap get told he's a bigot, I side
I read that scientists, by using magnets, had 'turned off' the threat centres in people's brains, and that this made them 'change their attitudes towards immigrants.' Obviously, the stunning revelation that people don't like immigrants because they feel threatened by them is one that will echo down the ages as a revelation made possible only by scientific brilliance, but given that such experiments are likely to continue, I'd like to make a few predictions.
Occasionally, I find myself having friends whom it would be easier to describe as fans. One or two of them have been so impressed by the half-dazed nonsense I say that they have immediately written it down for later. They seem to think I'm funny, or something. Typically, I later have no recollection of saying them. Anyway, here are some of my favourites:
- I'm not an actor, I'm a real person.
- Spats are pretty cool. Everyone knows that, because... [trails off]
- German marzipan... Nazipan?
I needed a laugh, so I ran an internet image search for 'funny'. Nothing more than vaguely amusing presented itself. Does anyone know the approximate date on which humans gave up on wit and situational humour and replaced them with captioned images of animals pulling unlikely faces?
I've seen the phrase "Don't read it if you don't like it!" written on quite a lot of fanfictions lately. Granted, I've been seeking out the truly awful ones (sorting the chaff from the wheat, as it were) for my personal collection, so that might explain why I've seen so much of it. Read on for my thoughts.
Crank up the bull***t detector, guys and gals. I'm about to vomit.
Interesting opinion test:
"I think the world would be a better place if Adolf Hitler had never been born." - Not respected, as it disrespects Ol' Hitler's existence.
"I think every man should have his genitals placed in a blender and thereby ripped off." - Respected, as the men will be allowed to continue to exist.
And with this chapter, all of the content I wrote back in the Twidance Collab days is now out. From here on, it's all new stuff.
Did I plan this to coincide with the new year?
It just worked out that way.
Stay frosty.
-Fuzz
Do you like complex, witty OCs who aren't just author inserts?
Do you like creepy, Lovecraftian horror that doesn't depend on gore or shock value?
Then check out The Resurrectionists
So, I'm planning on doing a shout-out to all of my friends if I reach 100 followers.
I would prefer if you don't try to do a shout-out for me unless you deem it necessary. I would like people to follow me for my quirky personality as seen by my previous blogs. And for those who don't read my bio, I am a teenage girl. Don't just follow me for that either. Just look for personality of a friend, not a date.
I have a Patreon. It isn't for the money (I don't need it), it's for my fans... but it isn't working out yet.
Onto another year of requests and stories, and the great circle of gift giving for Jinglemas 2023, can’t wait to see what happens in the coming couple months!
0/10 - AWFUL (unsalvageable, nothing to be gained from watching it, never should have been made, wouldn't recommend to anyone, completely butchers an important subject/teaches a horrible and downright toxic moral)
1/10 - HORRIBLE/BORING (tedious to sit through, hurts to watch it, a bore, no reason to watch it, whatever positive things about it are tiny and not enough to save it)
It occurs to me that the people who claim that 'everyone is beautiful' are the same people who go around telling each other that they're beautiful. Now, correct me if I'm wrong,* but surely this renders the compliment meaningless. It is roughly equivalent to saying "You're just like everyone else." I shan't pretend I've met everyone else, but I've met some of them, and, frankly, the less like them I am, the better. Based on this logic, the next one to tell me I'm beautiful gets a punch up the
How goes, everyone? Another blog comes this month, and this one is...bitter-sweet, if I had to describe it.
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