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  • 11 weeks
    Conlang Ponish

    Has anyone ever done a conlang workup of Ponish? It doesn't have to be GOOD but I could really use some idea what it might sound like to a non-Ponish speaker. I'm a novice conlanger and I COULD go down that rabbit hole, but it's probably not an effective use of my time.

    It's an effective use of someone else's time, tho. :ajsmug:

    Any help is appreciated.

    6 comments · 89 views
  • 35 weeks
    Getting Some of My Mojo Back

    Not sure what I'm going to do with it. Doing a lot of furry art and comics right now on Furaffinity, and my normie erotica is still what keeps the lights on.

    Miss horse butts and horse drama tho. And I have SO many unfinished fanfics.

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    3 comments · 135 views
  • 39 weeks
    This Past Year Has Sucked

    And it's still ongoing. There are some things you want to do, something things you have to do for loyalty, and some things you have to do for survival. If there's an afterlife, I hope I can just write and draw and put things in a library when I'm done with them. It doesn't matter if anyone but God sees them. I want to make things forever without being interrupted by the needs of life.

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    3 comments · 123 views
  • 47 weeks
    This is Tremendously Important

    Brave new world, that has such thestrals in it.

    5 comments · 134 views
  • 49 weeks
    It Works Online, Too


    [sauce]

    I have different meds in the pipeline. We'll see how that goes.

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    0 comments · 99 views
Nov
8th
2017

You Aren't Reading the Resurrectionists and You Should · 1:50pm Nov 8th, 2017

Do you like complex, witty OCs who aren't just author inserts?

Do you like creepy, Lovecraftian horror that doesn't depend on gore or shock value?

Then check out The Resurrectionists

TThe Resurrectionists
Skanky Biscuits acts like a mean pony, but all she wants is for her friends to be safe. Now they’re involved in experiments with near-death experiences! How can she protect them when they’re literally courting death?
Captain_Hairball · 24k words  ·  19  4 · 538 views

Based VERY loosely on the early 90s thriller Flatliners (the only movie with this title ever produced), it involved a group of Grad Students from Smart Cookie University exploring the realm beyond death, and discovering dark things afoot, that involve the fates of the missing Princesses Celestia and Luna.

Fans of my stories Horseraiser, Toola Roola Paints a Picture, and Why There Are So Many White Unicorns in Equestria should enjoy this story.

TWhy There Are So Many White Unicorns in Equestria
Nineteen-year-old Princess Celestia can’t stop worrying about death. She tries to distract herself by banging every handsome stallion she can find, but her suitors are never around, and her resentful little sister is up to something.
Captain_Hairball · 8.9k words  ·  126  15 · 2.6k views

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