Found out that starters for tonight is risotto and I have to wash, dry and get all 360 starter bowls ready for desert within in 1 hour...

2:50-3:33 What the crud, Clodius?

Man, glad we don't have this happen today, or at least, have guards and police to stop it.

Thought this was interesting, along with other videos by the same Youtuber.

Here's what happened beforehand, if you're curious.

Somebody stop me.

~Leo

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I'm proud to say that in life I normally take the path of less stupid.

But I'm a lonely 24 year old turning into a cripple and decided to live a little and try things I've never tried before
Which included a rather raunchy Skype call that ended in pics and vids made of me that were almost used for blackmail. For money. That I don't have.

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Because sometimes I write things.

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EThe Piper at the Gated Lawn

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Snails has a secret: a secret power only he can wield, a secret batch of knowledge only he can grasp, a whole secret world over which he rules as an absolute monarch. Secret except, y'know, it's right there on his flanks...

• Snips
• Snails

AugieDog · 6.1k words  ·  54  2 · 510 views

This story provides Snips and Snails a great backstory, interesting personalities, an entertaining and very convincing first person narrator character voice, and quite a fun and often funny plot.

Well, more like videos of people looking at effed up things and talking about them.

Edited to add: In view of the second seven chapters that were added to the story after the first seven, this story still has many good qualities, but some of the additions are not exactly 'fun' in the most direct sense. I still recommend it as an interesting AU, though.

When a story that is imho good and more fun as a story and better written than most fimfiction.net stories just doesn't fit the demographic and gets an amazingly low number of reads...(at least so far)

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So. I've located and watched the first installment of Pony Life, and...

Well, it's honestly not that bad.

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Comcast's back to being the freakin' money hog that it is, I've barely slept at all, and I still need to finish my DNA model after losing some of it's parts.

(Specifically, I lost one of the packs of styrofoam balls. )

[SPOILER WARNING]

I thought Friendship Games was okay, really.

And recently, I had been thinking to myself, what would have been really nice would have been if Cinch was the one to open the amulet and turn into a demon.

But I was just now struck by a better idea.

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Quiet assurance to you all that if I ever announce my imminent death on here, it will almost certainly be fake. If not, I'll probably rise from the grave within three days or so to usher in the Final Judgment.

Just telling you guys now so it doesn't get awkward later.

The sequal to 'Death come to has arived so GO CHECK IT OUT!!

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Chapter Two

This part was super emotional for me to write, so I hope you all enjoy it! The series will end sometime in the next week or so.

Now, I never considered a pony tattoo myself

A bit too permanent for something so stark, if you ask me

But this is really kind of beautiful

Maybe I'm just an emo faggot who likes The Smiths too much

But hell, those particular lyrics with that particular pony

it's kind of lovely

"Oh mother..."

When I say 'their own instrumental version', I don't mean using the EXACT same instruments. I mean like playing your own version of this song with whatever instruments you have, or can play. I have an idea for an MLP version of this song, you see. Something for Rainbow Dash. Read the lyrics I've got in mind and imagine them in place of this song and tell me if you think it would work.

I wanna take off into Equestria's sky

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