A Very Special Blogpost · 4:01am Jun 9th, 2015
Quiet assurance to you all that if I ever announce my imminent death on here, it will almost certainly be fake. If not, I'll probably rise from the grave within three days or so to usher in the Final Judgment.
Just telling you guys now so it doesn't get awkward later.
Obs is Fimfiction's savior.
If you strike him down, he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
RIP Obs
But it's already awkward, oh holy bearded one.
Someone, someday, is going to enter something in the search bar that leads them just to that tag, without knowing about it beforehand, and I really want to know what they were looking for when it happens.
Obs is dead. Long live Obs.
3133885 Yush!~
If you tell us you're about to die, at least have the courtesy to warn for spoilers. It would suck if someone spoiled the end of the world.
I hope the final judgement comes with hats.
I got dibs on the beard.
Hm? Oh... 'kay. Hasta luego.
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We are all cursed to damnation.
This is one of those Zen koan things, right?
Like, if you meet the Obs on the road, teach him to fish so that he can feed the chicken once they both cross to the other side...?
On a more personal note, sorry to hear you got dead over the weekend. I hope you get better soon.
Was this post inspired by another of those people faking cancer so they could get attention?
Is there something I'm supposed to be getting?
Wait, can Obelisk the Tormentor actually die?
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That would be my guess, sadly.
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Well, after checking in on the case I was thinking of, the person wasn't caught, per se, but people are suspicious, and the whole thing seems shady all-around. So I guess it's just a maybe. Depends on how closely Obs looked at the situation.
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I'm assuming you and I are thinking of the same case (I hope it's okay for me to link that), but I wouldn't really be too surprised if I was mistaken.
Didn't you know? You're not supposed to doubt cancer claims. Just like you're always supposed to believe rape accusations and people saying they're going to commit suicide. Questioning either makes you a horrible person.
So, is this your way of planned obsolescence?
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Yeah - he's death-resistant, but not death-immune.
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I thought he kept his soul in his beard.
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I thought Obs was his beard.
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Or we'll call it a draw.
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They'll be looking for me.
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This spoiler doesn't actually contain any relevant information, but I bet you thought it might.
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It does.
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The beard has dibs on you.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Yes, and I'm very disappointed you didn't get it.
I don't believe you.
Oh, Obs.
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Indeed. Although, with how large the site userbase is, there could always be another.
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If that's the case, there are a lot of horrible people on this site. After so many incidents where such announcements were faked for attention, people are going to look at any such claims very carefully.
You know, if you ever really do get cancer/some other terminal disease, especially if it's around early April, things would be extremely awkward.
Why would a mod ever post a message like this? I don't understand. Is this supposed to be a joke or something?
3134541 Be more disappointed: I don't know what your name means in the slightest.