Ahoy, me harteys!

This be yer friendly film and TV show buccaneer here with some buried treasure to show ye.

And today, to state why I once again be talking like a pirate, I'll be reviewing "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest".

Here be the rundown of this here tale *clears throat*:

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your all-around pleasant film, TV show, and episode reporter once again here with another film review.

And today, following my completion of reviewing "Star Trek: The Original Series", I'll be giving you all my first analysis on a Star Trek feature film by reviewing "Star Trek: The Motion Picture".

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This is quite indubitably the greatest My Little Pony fan creation of all time. A more perfect trinity of effort, quality, and shitpost cannot mathematically exist. That more know not of its existence is one of modern life's greatest tragedies. But now at least you do!

When I look back on my life there are a few things I regret. There are certain girls I've dated that I wish I hadn't, things I've said that I'd prefer that I hadn't said and certain movies I've seen that I can't watch again due to certain things that happened while they were playing (including the fact that they sucked).

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 225th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Wonder Woman". The fourth film of the DC Extended Universe, to be exact.

Here's the rundown of this superhero adventure:

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Hey guys!

It’s me again, back on, and very much on fire with showing you all my own movie reviews. And, today I’ll be reviewing Nickelodeon’s “Rango”.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Hello again. Sorry about being so radio silent, but I've been working on a big story! Galaxy Ranger: The Movie - Shocker Crisis. In this story, after a terrible teleportation accident, Trixie finds herself in an alternate world where an evil organization called Shocker has taken over the world. She makes new friends as she tries to free this new alien world from Shocker's grasp.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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April Fools Day, Kemosabes!

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, to celebrate this momentous occasion, I'm gonna give you guys my 16th take on an installment of the Scooby-Doo franchise: "Scooby-Doo and the Cyberchase".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the third installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Disney's "The Great Mouse Detective".

Here's the rundown of this adventure:

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Greetings, lads and lasses.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I’ll be giving you guys an analysis of a film that I believe is perfect for representing number 103: “Shrek the Third”.

Here’s the summary of this tale:

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Ahoy, my good lads and lasses.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, following my previous film review, I'm going to give you all my 10th "Thanksgiving Treat" by reviewing "Shrek 2".

Here's the summary of it:

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