Well, another year since I first signed up to chew bubblegum and write thing. I was all out of bubblegum back then and I'm right now, so let's write this one up.

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That in Equestria, MLP is just a show to the ponies as well.

I find it funny to imagine that the actresses for each character are vastly different from the ones they portay.

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It is because it's not really about anything specifically besides two horses in a cardboard box?

Do you like seeing Celestia in a more casual manner?

It is because it's two characters having unusual conversations with no general purpose?

Well if any of those reasons is the reason you like Home is for the Weak, take a look at this one.

I enjoyed this fic, and I have a feeling a lot of you would too.

How do I love and care about myself as much as I say I love and care about my friends? I want to stop disappointing myself so I stop breaking my mom’s heart, because she already lost her husband to shittyness, she doesn’t want to and can’t watch me squander my amazing potential on idle hedonism every single day year after year.

P.S: this extends to writing as well. Believe it or not, I would like to write more than just shitfics all the time.

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This blog ended up being rambly enough that I've trashed and rewritten it more than once now. I said things were going to change this year, without going into detail about what things or why. So before I get into the details...

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“I don’t get it, Thorax. You manage to stay positive all the time! How do you do it?”

“Well, Pharynx, let me tell you a secret.”

Thorax leans in closer to him.

“I lie to myself.

Everyday when I get out of bed, I tell myself that ‘everything will be fine,’ but I’m lying.”

...

“Uh-“

Thorax grips Pharynx shoulders tightly.

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I'm not usually one to commission artists. Most of my ideas work better in a written context, and even the ones that don't can be incorporated into stories. But sometimes I get moments of inspiration that only work in pictures, and my own artistic skills consist of halfway competent collage skills with preexisting backgrounds and vectors. So, I turned to better talents.

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Slightly altered to keep it PG-13:

It's coming...

It's here...

It smells you...

I sees you....

It knows where you are at all times...

It knows what you fear the most...

It's the bogyman that everyone fears...

And it's coming to get you this Halloween night...

The My Little Pony: Universal Halloween Sppok-tacular Magic Special coming this Halloween night @ 7:00 P.M./8:00 P.M. CST/ EST

Only on FIMfiction...

Be afraid...be very afraid....

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Throwing out a blogpost because the thought came to mind but

I really feel like Crimson would be a really solid original fiction, so I’m starting to really considerrrrrr making it original fiction, but that would mean having to take it off Fimfic, and I don’t know what to do.

I’ll probably finish it here while simultaneously converting it to original fiction and then once that’s done take it off here?

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That Mare-Do-Well shit is finally done being shat. RIP.

This week is the continuation of my greatest dread. It's our penultimate installment before we just discard it like spoiled leftovers.

I'm betting that no one see's this unless they're looking down a rabbit hole. If you are, hello! Nice to see you, keep digging! If you actually got a notification from this or stumbled across it, how did you find me and why? Most importantly though, is the reason why this blog post exists.

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It has been said that:

As we all know, getting SS&E to write an overlong, overly purple, overly loquacious joke fic based on a joke in the cover of another joke fic is the very definition of 'making it.'

At least, I'm pretty sure that's been said. Its probably in the site FAQ somewhere. Or at least in a PM someone sent me.

Well, I, my friends, have finally made it.

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You know, the one that I needed numbers for something? Well, since nobody wanted to answer/respond to my request, I'll just get them a different way. It was for a story I was planning, but, y'know, I guess I have to do it myself. Like everything else I do. Don't worry, you might still get the story, it'll just take longer. Who knows?

So, I had another birthday, as some of you might still remember. It was a pretty fun day, and the days that followed it were even better. Friends were really nice and I had a great time.

Then somebody had a bright idea.

Wait, let me try say that properly again.

Then somebody had a "bright" idea.

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Sandy Claws, hmmm? I'm really scare...oh wait, wrong villain song.

But look who decided to be in my Funko blind box? Nice.

Stay classy.
-Fuzzy

Hi! It's me, your pal, Fuzzy.

You know, the one that writes the stories and stuff? Good ol' Fuzz, a lifelong citizen of this great nation?

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Hi everyone!

Making a small blogpost to sort of UPDATE YOU ALL ON ACTUAL STORIES THAT ARE NOT ENCHANTED KINGDOM, ITS A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE.

I've been hit with a huge burst of inspiration, so I've been off and on working on several stories. Briefly, I have an outline for a story based off Earthsong's Rockstar!AU, which I'm hoping to work on NEXT MONTH MAYBE. I'm also projecting to work on Tailor of the Crown, and have an update coming relatively soon. Next month. Maybe. We'll see.

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We have passed through the dark night of the... *hrmhrm* never mind.

In any case, I've got internet back!
No more trips to Starbucks for poorly disguised bids for wifi...
*HRMHRM* Yes.

Anyway, this will make uploading new chapters much easier. Don't forget to check Illya's channel on Sundays for chapter updates!
Again, I will start updating the Bandcamp page as soon as Youtube is caught up.

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First - I've been reading everyone's comments on the audio version of Pirene. You guys are amazing.
Thank you so much for supporting this enormous endeavour.
I'm incredibly lucky to be working with Ether Echoes, the mastermind behind Pirene and its universes, on this, and Illya Leonov (aka Morgan Freepony), who has brought so many fics here to life with his beautiful voice and warm narrative style.

On to the audiobook -

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