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Nov
27th
2017

Cyber Monday Week Sale · 1:25pm Nov 27th, 2017

2017 got you down? I've got some ideas on how much worse things could be! My collection of original horror, The Bacon Room is $0.99 this week on Amazon! It's full of horror, death, torture, and exactly one slightly off-stage gay blowjob. But it's still more or less SFW, so I can link to it, right?


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Oct
20th
2020

50 Shades of Questions · 8:07pm Oct 20th, 2020

Well seeing as I don't have a lot of secrets, and others are doing this...

1. What is your first name?
Penalt, Penny, or Scumhunter

2. How old are you?
54

3. What country are you from?
Canada

4. What do you look like?
Solid with a long greying ponytail, and glasses.

5. What do you wish you looked like?
A pony

6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?

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Jun
23rd
2016

Top 7 Reasons behind Owning a Smart Drifting Scooter · 5:40am Jun 23rd, 2016

Do you regularly have to face lots of frustration while reaching your office due to heavy traffic? Getting stuck in a traffic jam has certainly become a common issue among the people who live in cosmopolitan cities. The best possible way to get rid of this frustrating situation is by riding your office on a Self balancing electric scooter. If you are still wondering whether buying this wonderful scooter will just be a waste of valuable

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Mar
25th
2019

I have a Redbubble and Teepublic store! · 5:27pm Mar 25th, 2019

If anyone is interested in nerd merch, be it MLP, superheroes or whatever, I have a Redbubble store and a Teepublic store!

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Dec
10th
2020

New PoS Chapter Up, Finally! · 8:12pm Dec 10th, 2020

Freaking finally.

Hopefully it all makes sense.

Two chapters left, I think. Hopefully get them done this year. Hooves crossed; I'm running out of year.

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, 2020.

Apr
24th
2020

Working some more! · 9:25am Apr 24th, 2020

So, in light of my new 100-follower status, I've redesigned my userpage to highlight both my most successful stories, and also some of the less successful pieces which I remain especially proud of. At the moment, I've only written 14 stories in just over a year, and that's including the somewhat dashed-off clop trilogy that got me my start and gave me this millstone of a username, so the distinction is kind of academic, but I'm hoping to just keep on writing new stuff.

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Jun
26th
2021

I have a new website! (and hey look at this cool art of my OC) · 10:57pm Jun 26th, 2021

If you like any of my writing, please consider checking out my LGBT dark fantasy series titled Eikasia! I finally feel comfortable enough to share the new website. I'd love to hear any feedback regarding how it looks and runs, and please please please consider reading the story and commenting!

Here's the URL: https://www.eikasianovel.com/

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Oct
31st
2017

Horror Story Up for Haloween! · 2:35pm Oct 31st, 2017

Okay! After working on it FOREVER, I'm finally starting to post my OC-based horror story, The Resurrectionists. I know it's not what I normally do, but it's a great story, full of afterlife exploration, Lovecraftian creepiness, and smart-assed grad student ponies.

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Jan
22nd
2016

a thing is being worked on · 2:10am Jan 22nd, 2016

"And he could have had you arrested for that little stunt back there you know?"

"Wait what!?!" I stopped, my eyes widening as my ears tucked down to my head. That could have landed in me in jail!!

"You were screaming at a government official in a hostile to-”

“I wasn't being hostile; I'm just pissed off,” I grumbled to myself as I let out a yawn. Damn, the sun was high in the sky and I felt like I hadn't slept in three days.

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Jul
5th
2016

The 4th · 3:45am Jul 5th, 2016

Happy 4th of July to all my fellow American's out there. I figured I'd share a story about this, our nations greatest day.

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Dec
18th
2017

Sunny Sunday #4: Pitfalls Part 2: Self-Doubt · 1:12am Dec 18th, 2017

Another Sunday, another day to make sunny. I'm Crysis Commander and welcome to the fourth installment of Sunny Sunday. Last week we took a look at one of the common pitfalls of negative self talk (self-pity), and today we will look at another challenge we may face when conversing with ourselves: self-doubt. Yes, there will be a lot of 'selfs' in these next few installments. Let's get started.

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Oct
11th
2018

What It Means - Update · 5:46pm Oct 11th, 2018

What It Means has been updated after so loooong, surprising amirite?

Do enjoy, this chapter was actually finished a long time ago but I decided to update it now.

Maybe I'll update faster, or not, we'll see.

Oct
30th
2018

Little Witch Academia - Falling Stars is Live! · 2:21am Oct 30th, 2018

Do you like Little Witch Academia? Do you like fanfiction? If so, then I have got a story for you! It's called Little Witch Academia - Falling Stars, and I've been working on it for over a year and it's finally ready for publication! I promise it's at least as good as all the other stuff I publish to here. Check it out: I bet you'll like it!

Dec
15th
2020

Fallout Equestria: Pillars of Society · 4:53pm Dec 15th, 2020

The epilogue is up. The novel is complete. It was super fun to work on and brought me some extra joy in an otherwise bleak year. I learned so much while writing it. I hope you liked it, too. Shout out for Bonycommander for commenting on every single chapter. I really appreciate that!

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Jul
5th
2020

A thought comes to me all the time and I don't know if sharing it will make a difference, but here it is · 7:28am Jul 5th, 2020

I was just thinking to myself about something that I've likely said a number of times before, about writing.

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Aug
18th
2022

non pony story · 7:53pm Aug 18th, 2022

if you're a fan of star wars, and you happen to like my writing style, i actually wrote shattered roses before my stint in the desert. this is a one shot inspired by the show kenobi so please be aware there are spoilers.

Oct
9th
2018

New Dumb Clop Up · 7:15pm Oct 9th, 2018

It's called Dusk Shine's Latest Experiment

I'm done with my original novel for now. And you know, writing original fics is like hitting yourself in the face with a hammer. It feels really good when you stop. And also while you're doing it, but I'm a masochist. And I really missed writing fanfic, so I've been typing with a vengeance since I sent off those beta links.

Anyway, if you like dumb gay ponies having happy sex, go read.

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Jan
16th
2018

The Resurrectionists is Finished! · 6:06pm Jan 16th, 2018

TThe Resurrectionists
Skanky Biscuits acts like a mean pony, but all she wants is for her friends to be safe. Now they’re involved in experiments with near-death experiences! How can she protect them when they’re literally courting death?
Captain_Hairball · 24k words  ·  20  4 · 549 views

I just posted the epilogue. It's a pretty important story to me, as it is one of the first ones I started writing when I started writing fanfic. Obviously, it took me a while. But I'm pleased with how it turned out! I think it works, it uses the universe well even though its 90% OCs, and I think I gave it a solid ending.

It challenged me as a writer! I love doing stories that challenge me as a writer.

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May
8th
2019

Bills & Commissions - With Guidelines! · 3:24am May 8th, 2019

So... I'm gonna try this again. It hasn't worked out so well in the past, but I'm *hopeful* that with the right prompts and stuff, I might be able to make this work! Also, trying to get a part-time position, but that takes time and all.

So, bills are tighter than expected this month, and while I've opened up a ko-fi page, the fact that most of my readers are about as busted as I am isn't helping too much. ^^()

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Apr
24th
2020

What Self-Improvement Strategies Have Worked For You or People You Know? · 4:13pm Apr 24th, 2020

How do I love and care about myself as much as I say I love and care about my friends? I want to stop disappointing myself so I stop breaking my mom’s heart, because she already lost her husband to shittyness, she doesn’t want to and can’t watch me squander my amazing potential on idle hedonism every single day year after year.

P.S: this extends to writing as well. Believe it or not, I would like to write more than just shitfics all the time.

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