50 Shades of Questions · 8:07pm Oct 20th, 2020
Well seeing as I don't have a lot of secrets, and others are doing this...
1. What is your first name?
Penalt, Penny, or Scumhunter
2. How old are you?
54
3. What country are you from?
Canada
4. What do you look like?
Solid with a long greying ponytail, and glasses.
5. What do you wish you looked like?
A pony
6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
My children were into the show and I'd made a habit of watching their shows with them. One thing led to another and I came to love it as much as they did.
7. What is your favorite ship?
LunaMac
8. What is your least favorite ship?
There aren't really any I actively dislike, but several of them are "meh" to me.
9.Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
As many people as possible. They don't have to like what I like, and vice versa
10. Were they a family member?
All of my family knows.
11. Favorite MLP episode?
S1E16 "Sonic Rainboom" Just so epic.
12. Who is your favorite superhero?
Superman. I like the classics.
13. Favorite Anti-hero?
"The Man With No Name" as portrayed by Clint Eastwood
14. Favorite supervillain?
Killmonger. He was right.
15. Favorite anti-villain?
Dracula, as shown in the Castlevania anime.
16. What was the last book you read?
Skin Game by Jim Butcher
17. What is the last movie you watched?
The Last Jedi
18. Favorite song at the moment?
19. What song do you always come back to?
20. What is your current job?
Night Manager in a Walmart
21. What job do you want in the future?
Martian Colonist
22. Dream job?
see above
23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
My children
24. At this moment what is your greatest failure?
My marriage
25. Do you have any pets?
Sugar, a nebelung
26. What is your dream pet?
A talking pony
27. Do you own any weapons?
Yes, a cannon.
28. Is there a gun you really want?
If I ever did want a gun, I would want a Winchester .270 rifle with a 12x scope. Like my father had for deer hunting.
29. What religion are you?
Atheist
30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
Leonardo da Vinci
31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?
My mother. In February it will be 20 years since she passed, and I've missed her every day she's been gone.
32. Are you political?
Very. Even ran for office once.
33. Are you married?
Not anymore.
34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
No
35. Have a crush on anyone?
It's complicated
36. Care to explain?
It would take too long in this space.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
No. I've always thought I fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
38. If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?
Justin Trudeau
39. Who is your favorite pony?
Luna. Her arc has been the most real for me. Her rise, her fall from grace, her redemption, her battles with self-loathing and to find a place in a world a thousand years out of time for her are filled with ideas for a thousand stories.
40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
I'm a properly dubbed member of a medieval order. The Whimsical Order of the Ailing Wit, aka WOAW.
41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
[Adult story embed hidden]
My first story, the fulfillment of a promise made to an older self, by my young self.
42. Are you a virgin?
I have children...
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
Appeared on two seasons of the television show, "Canada's Worst Driver"
44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
Anything sci-fi. Star Trek, Firefly, Farscape, Battlestar Galactica, you name it.
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
Several. I'm straight, not narrow.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
Nope.
47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?
Two of my all time favorites:
48. Favorite quote?
Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho'
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in willTo strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
—Yeats
49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
Yes. Some battles must be fought with knives.
50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?
All but one.
Ah, but "which one?" Becomes the fifty first question, does it not?
Let me try!
1. What is your first name?
Chris
2. How old are you?
35
3. What country are you from?
Canada
4. What do you look like?
Obese with black hair and brown skin
5. What do you wish you looked like?
A pony
6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
That's a bit of a tale. Pm me.
7. What is your favorite ship?
RainbowPie
8. What is your least favorite ship?
Ditto.
9.Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
Again, ditto
10. Were they a family member?
All of my family knows.
11. Favorite MLP episode?
Crusaders of the Lost Mark. With Sounds of Silence as a close second.
12. Who is your favorite superhero?
Captain Marvel.
Right, sorry. He goes by Shazam these days.
13. Favorite Anti-hero?
14. Favorite supervillain?
15. Favorite anti-villain?
These are toughies for me. I am not sure I have favourites among these.
16. What was the last book you read?
Dragon's Pawn. For the 17th time.
17. What is the last movie you watched?
Hmm.... Lego Batman, I think.
18. Favorite song at the moment?
Mambo #5, with Uptown Funk as a close second.
19. What song do you always come back to?
In what context?
20. What is your current job?
I am currently unemployed.
21. What job do you want in the future?
Game tester
22. Dream job?
see above
23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
An Editor's Choice award
24. At this moment what is your greatest failure?
Me.
25. Do you have any pets?
We have fish... And chickens.
26. What is your dream pet?
A talking pony
27. Do you own any weapons?
Some blunted swords, but not otherwise.
28. Is there a gun you really want?
If I ever did want a gun, I would go with a .50 caliber pistol.
29. What religion are you?
The closest I come to is Wiccan.
30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
Not sure.
31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?
My great grandfather. He was something of a medicine man, but died before he could pass on what he knew.
32. Are you political?
Nope.
33. Are you married?
No.
34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
No
35. Have a crush on anyone?
Still no.
36. Care to explain?
It would take too long in this space.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
38. If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?
Chuck Norris, I think.
39. Who is your favorite pony?
Pinkie Pie, hooves down.
40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
I'd rather not.
41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
- MLP: FiM
- Dark
- Mystery
when Rainbow Dash is sent to Cloudsdale for an urgent meeting, she learns that her hometown houses a secret deeper than you might think.- MLP: FiM
- Comedy
- Random
- Slice of Life
In the aftermath of Secrets and Pies, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are making up, when Soarin (who had followed the prismatic ponk to Ponyville) decides to add his two bits42. Are you a virgin?
Yes.
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
Does eating a slice of a Chocolate Suicide cake count?
44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
Food wars: Shokugeki no Soma
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
Real or fictional?
47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?
- MLP: FiM
- Romance
- Dark
- Adventure
- Comedy
Mike was an electrician, and had no clue that the My Little Pony world depicted on TV was real. A Five Score Divided by Four story[Adult story embed hidden]
- MLP: FiM
- Slice of Life
An indeterminate injury leads a Crusader to discover a secret about herself, one that will change her world forever...or not.48. Favorite quote?
49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
Never!
50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?
As much as I could.