New story won't be today, but it'll be soon. I have to finish editing now that it's ported to Fimfiction.

Family-friendly, in a manner of speaking.

Will it be super-controversial as before? Buck if I know. I no longer lay claim to the pulse of normal people.

My ego, having swollen to the size of an overripe pumpkin over the course of the last half-year, drove me to Google Jelly God recently, and I came across a review of it from several years ago on a blog that is apparently managed by someone named Chris, which I think is actually a pseudonym for a colony of crab people.

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Good news everyone.

I've finally, after much bashing my head against the keyboard, managed to finsh the first draft of Hot Dam - Chapter 3, alongside Beetle & Blood - Chapter 5.

Going to send the GDocs link to the pre-readers/editors after I wake up tomorrow.

In the meantime enjoy some funky bass.

My pal Zontan over at "Quills and Sofas Speedwriting" wrote a cute, very funny story. As a challenge, I wrote a continuation! He loved it and decided to publish it (with my permission of course)! If you like my comedic, feelsy writing, I'm sure it'll be up your alley. (Also, check out Zon's other stories when you get a chance, like Truth or Dare or his darker story The

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At some point I was really bored and did some searching for something other than a Shoe0nHead video for stuff about cover it. AdobeSpark is this free thing that you can use to try and make stuff. I stumbled across it and tried to play around with cover art on my stories. I'm not entirely terrible at it?

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Okay, I'd like to do this. There are currently ~4 pending stories that range from semi-written to almost ready to publish right now. I'd like to finish them all. I'll see what I can do. This is now known as Project Cleaners, the stories are not at all related except that they are all drafts.

Until then, here is my comeback song.

HOPE YOU LIKE FUTA.

The computer was broken so I spent the past couple of days hand sewing bralettes. I'm so excited that it's pride month! I just don't know how to celebrate since I'm not out to everyone and I can't really go to events. I might just talk about girls with my friends. It's nice to talk about stupid shit people say to bisexuals with bisexuals

Yikes, okay, hello again.

I'm just checking in to let you all know that I'm not doing nothing, and I'm, in fact, writing stuff. I just wish I wasn't so lethargic at times.

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First of all, I apologize to anyone that has been disappointed by the fact that I have not uploaded a second chapter to Appledash: How it Would Happen. It feels kind of pompous to type this as if I'm addressing a large audience. I know I'm not really a popular writer on this site, but I am partially writing this for myself, and also, there are probably some people who would have liked to see a second chapter. And, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but it's probably going to be a while. To be

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I really wanted to fix the monstrosity of a translation this is and edit some stuff for this anniversary, but my uni year is ending right now so, eh, you can guess I've got no time and a mockup to finish. 

But I've got a new story to make up for it!

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I don't like Wattpad when it comes to posting anything other than trollfics so I'm just gonna leave this here for y'all instead.

“H-hello? Is… is anyone there?”

The walls creaked with a mechanical whirr as the girl stood up, bracing herself against a support beam as she broke out in a fit of coughing.

“Anybody?” she called again, taking a shaky step forward as the creaking sounds continued around her.

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So, um, yeah, I'm alive and all that. Didn't mean to be gone for so long - really, I was just planning to take the week off after that last log-on on February 12th, but then there was a whole chain of (admittedly for me, not-so-) hilarious events that began with me spilling water all over my laptop's keyboard, and ended with me being unable to even turn it on (I ordered the part I'm pretty sure I need for it a few weeks ago - it was originally supposed to be here by today, but everything's gone

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So, in my last blogs I talked about recovering from the hardest burnout I've ever gone through, a debt accrued over seven years. I realized most of that really was the drive to monetize my work. It shaped everything I had been thinking about my writing for years, now, in subtle and unsubtle ways. Becoming financially stable through other means let me massage all those knots and work something out.

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Christmas is in a week…

And

Uh

I have no idea how to end my Jinglemas story

Well, I got another kick going on, so bare with me on this.

One day, Discord lets it slip that he's not as young as he says, he's not a thousand-some-odd, he's old as time and space.

He also let's it slip that Equestria wasn't his first world, as a being of chaos he's spread bits and pieces of chaos across every possible reality.

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Do you know Nobody? He’s my best friend,
Once befriended, we'll be friends 'till the end.
He’s right there when I wake up in my bed.
“Hey, have a nice day, Ben,” Nobody said.
Nobody and I, going out to town,
Don’t feel lonely ‘cause Nobody’s around.
We go to the shops to try some new clothes.
“Looks good,” says Nobody, keeping me close.

Night-time: the club with Nobody and I,
Nobody watches me, keeps a close eye.
Nobody helps when I dance and I drink.

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Look anyone who isn't over the age of 50 or so clinically brain damaged to the point that they're on permanent life support knows that Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants and Cassandra are the two best pony characters that have ever been conceived of to the extent that Lauren Faust cries herself to sleep every

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While on the plane to BronyCon, I ended up finally getting around to reading my first non-Wheel of Time Brandon Sanderson novel. Elantris was the first novel he wrote, and isn’t part of a series, so I figured I’d start with that.

It may not have been the best choice.

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Okay, it might just be me and what I've noticed, but it's actually bothering me.

People disliking without saying why.

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