What's not to love about it?

There's women going around wearing very little.

And the best of all...

It's so hot you need to have your balcony door open until you're just about to sleep which means insect fuckers get in and wakes you up at fucking 5 in the morning!!!

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Stupid fucking neighbourhood cats killing magpies in my yard!

I swear, I'm not gonna let a single one of those fuckers waltz into my yard ever again!

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So, yeah. The irony in focusing on so many broken hearts in this new arc is that this past Monday, I made another magic trip to the ER because of chest pains, difficulty breathing, lightheadedness, blah, blah, blah... Well, I had the flu with a temp of over 101, which was fun, and just to be safe, they ran some blood tests. It turns out they detected elevated levels of Troponin (or something similar to it, I was really in and out the whole time).

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And I will, I swear....but first.
I muthafuckin need these.

-Pencil

Have you ever had a nightmare so profound, so real that you woke up screaming in the middle of the night. Yet when you closed your eyes the horror only continued. Did you eventually forget? Or has the nightmare persisted, staying with you as the years went on. Terrible creatures lurking in the shadows. You scream as loud as you can, but nothing leaves your throat. Left frozen, drenched in a cold sweat. You want to run, but your body betrays you.

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Not gonna lie, pretty damn nervous to post these new chapters for One in the Same Thing (and a Packed Crowd, but not as nervous for that one).

I put hold on the Dazzling Sunset miniseries I've got going so I can focus on it, but that doesn't make me any less nervous. Still, hope you all like it when I'm done.

Hey guys, Gamer here. Just had an idea I wanted ta' swing by you guys. I've been contemplating this one for a while and, to be honest, I have my heart kind of set on it. I was thinking about making an anthology of crackship, one-shot clopfics. For example: Maud Pie and Tree Hugger. Or maybe Big Mac and Queen Chrysalis. The more outlandish the better, and the more practice I get out of it to get back into the swing of writing. Let me know what you guys think. And maybe give me some suggestions.

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Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder is a disorder of the circadian rhythm where individuals face long term disturbances in sleep patterns due to changes in their natural clock. Usually, this consists of an individual’s sleeping time shifted forward by two hours or more. An example is someone who goes to bed at 3 and wakes up at 11 AM. This sleep schedule is incompatible with the regular 9-5 routine most workplaces have and isn’t generally socially acceptable.

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...and we're off to the writing races!

I started with this:

Her dreams—when they finally came to her—where broken, disjointed things full of nonsense and images too distorted to make any impression other than confusion.

Looks like it's going to be one of those nights.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

I am mildly upset at the lack of pony summer things. I have plenty of pony t shirts, and socks and.. erm.. other clothing, but no summery things. I cannot find any pony swimsuits or tank tops that aren't specialty items or children's clothing. Hell, if there was a pony dress I might even wear it. Luckily, pokemon is another thing I like. So, I ended up buying this swimsuit for the summer.

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Hello oh lovely readers. Thanks for stopping by to read this!

Sleep, Pretty Darling has been very fun for me. I had this fic planned ever since The Mom 6's (TM6) chapters involving The Wonderbolts. I honestly did not see Spitfire becoming the Mama she did, and I'm sure I'm not the only one, but it happened. It did. And I'm honestly so glad it did.

This story to me was centered around the following quote:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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When you live in a small apartment, you don't own a couch and you don't have a dog, where do you suppose a guy is to sleep when his sister gets angry with something he did?

On the kitchen floor, if that tiny corner can even be called a kitchen... literally just a microwave and a sink.

Did something wrong, little sister's not having any of it, so you're not getting any of that... rear of the year as they say in England.

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Jeez, it's been a while hasn't it?

I found another wonderfully written story yesterday. It was a tragedy, so sad, it almost made me cry and almost tore off my heart strings. It's been stuck in my head all evening, I can't even fall asleep because of it. That's why I'm up at this time. That's the only problem with good stories, they are difficult to get out of your head. I don't suppose anyone knows how to do that?

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Hey everyone! I know this has been a long time coming, but one of the stories I've been updating on my Patreon for well over a year has finally made its way to Fimfiction: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/538586/beyond-the-veil-of-sleep

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I know I owe another chapter by Monday to those following Broken Symmetry, but there's a chance it might be delayed.

Sweet, sweet nepenthe.

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It's true, I've been INCREDIBLY lazy on actually finishing anything as of late, as is the common folly of many a writer. However, with college over for the semester and my time remarkably free, I'm starting to run out of excuses; which means it's only a matter of time until something gets done! Probably

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hi everybody i have a idea for a displaced story it No Heart king or a No Heart if you askin what is a No Heart well here the wiki and in game wiki and here the Fight of the no Heart king https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrl9xwGfMFQ and here idea for a story of the No Heart king and why i am callin the No Heart a No Heart king because No Heart look like a king and here idea

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Alright, so everyone is probably wondering where we are! Well, I'm happy to say that I am making progress with Dazzling Sunset: Compatibility now that I've figured out what each of the Sirens' dates should be. I also have a request or two coming in, but I'm not sure when enough chapters for a buffer will be done for either of them to be posted at present.

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WARNING: POLITICAL RANTS FROM A SLEEPY HIGH SCHOOLER.

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