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Adan Druego


Sis: You're the father. Bro: ...hey? I BETTER BE!!

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  • Friday
    Some say the voices are getting louder.

    The voices don't get louder, they get closer.

    Sometimes, when they get closer enough, you begin to recognize one of those voices as your own.

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  • 2 weeks
    Tapping Buttons Is How You Broke Buttons.

    Okay some for years, I had no idea this site had forums...
    Only yesterday, did I finally realize that those same forums have a search function.

    I'm not old, you're old.

    1 comments · 19 views
  • 3 weeks
    OJ's dead, huh.

    OJ's dead. Huh. Interesting.

    Okay, not really. I still remember that slowest high-speed chase ever occurrence.

    0 comments · 29 views
  • 4 weeks
    Number 1223. Number 1223. Number 1224. Number 1225. Number 1223.

    When the voices start telling you to burn it all, it means you've stopped taking your medication, you're not getting enough sleep or most likely you've been at the DMV for far too long.

    The DMV, everyone hates waiting at the DMV.

    0 comments · 20 views
  • 5 weeks
    Happy Easter.

    Happy Easter.

    0 comments · 16 views
Mar
11th
2021

Cold floor boards... · 9:32am Mar 11th, 2021

When you live in a small apartment, you don't own a couch and you don't have a dog, where do you suppose a guy is to sleep when his sister gets angry with something he did?

On the kitchen floor, if that tiny corner can even be called a kitchen... literally just a microwave and a sink.

Did something wrong, little sister's not having any of it, so you're not getting any of that... rear of the year as they say in England.

I believe this is one of those topics that once touched upon the speaker is supposed to suggest that "we never speak of this again."

And then everyone died happily ever after.
THE END!

Comments ( 1 )

Oof, XD

Hope you're doing okay, awesome possum. ❤

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