*looks at bank account*
*looks at planned personal projects*
*looks at bank account again*
*looks at how I accidentally bought four collectible coins from a vending machine for $15 at the Kennedy space center during last week's robotics conlmpetition instead of one and cannot return them because it's a vending machine*
*looks at my patreon funding that's currently just enough to cover hosting some minecraft servers I run*
*looks at bank account again*

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I woke up at 7:45 (raritydespair should be called :despairity:). At this time of year, that is what we call ass o'clock. I had to take the car to the mechanic since I'm the only other person left in the house with their license. I listened to the R&B channel on the way there and it was pretty good. When I got home, I ate leftovers. They were so good! It was fish, almonds, and olives. I found this shit.

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HOW DOES A BASTARD
ORPHAN
SON OF A WHORE
AND A SCOTSMAN
DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOR-
GOTTEN SPOT IN THE CARRIBEAN
BY PROVIDENCE, IMPOVERSIHED IN SQUALOR
GROW UP TO BE A HERO AND A SCHOLAR

ALEXANDER HAMILTON
MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON
AND THERE'S A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE
BUT JUST YOU WAIT
JUST YOU WAIT

When he was ten, his father split, full of it, debt-ridden

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how many of u think ice star is cute

comment "yay" if u do and comment "oh my god sam no" if u don't

Heya, readers!

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Mostly Darksiders (as the new game just came out, and I loved the first two), and some weird-ass fanfiction crossover ideas, including MLP fics, game fics, and others. Even contemplating on making a story-based drawblog. Problem is, I’m a lazy bastard...

Anyway, aside from that, I’m still working on a bunch of stories and chapters I do hope to get out before mid-December, so be on the look out for that.

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Image Source
Cookie to the reader who knows the album/artist in the title

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S'up, bitches? Guess what! Or, well, don't, because I spoiled it in the title!

The Ponyfest Panels are up!

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Holy Mary mother of Joseph, sweet jumpin jahosaphats, and gadsooks everyone the next chapter is out on “The Love Postulates”. Like if you feel Twilights eternal headaches like I do hehehheheeh. God damnit.

The break is almost over, isn't it?

Great.

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It is that time of the year again, 18th February. Age went up to twenty-one. Is this really already the third consecutive blog post I made on me getting older?

What this means for me now is actually super complex and long to explain.

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Oh look. He actually CAN update a story now and then. SHOCKING.

(To anyone concerned about the self-depreciation, I'm FINE. Let me make fun of myself, damn it!)

Patreon and FF.net versions updated as well.

24 Days before a fat fuck in a red suit comes to break into our homes...

(Yeah...every day counting down to Christmas, you'll be getting something shitty like this. It isn't much...but you know...want to build up hype for the Christmas season and shit.

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so what if we are actually all those classic 'you cant comprehend its true form' kind of extradimensional beings, but we dont know it because our senses only give us information about the first 3 dimensions. or what if a ton of alien species have tried to contact us, but we just couldn't percieve them so they left without anyone noticing they were there. Or better yet, what if we eventually achieve some kind of cool future sci fi technological advancement... and nothing bad happens at

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Things have been getting a bit stressful lately... Ugh, so stressful.

I think we could all use a splash of Pinkie's outgoing attitude on this Friday evening.

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A significant amount of you has taken the time to point out that Scootaloo's plan to murder Celestia is extremely flimsy. To the criticism I would like to give the following response on how this plan would actually succeed:

I 'unno.

I finished the chapter in time, it's been sent to my editor so she can look it over and tell me how bad it is XD Depending on what she says, I might have the chapter up in time anyway :) It is going to be short, but I think it's fine. Next chapter (chapter 54), or the chapter after that (55), I'm going back to mainly Jax, but I think using these different perspectives was very interesting and helped with my writing XD

Please note, spoilers for If You Weren’t Afraid lie below. Q&A answers can be found at the end of the blog post.

History

If You Weren’t Afraid has a bizarre history. Fitting, for a story I still consider to be pretty bizarre.

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