What does a man with his penis stuck inside his wife, have in common with a car in a parking lot that has a dead engine?

They both can't pull out.

Thank you, you've been a great audience and I've been an awful comedian.

And it's my first Mature story ever (for safety reasons of course)!

See?

I can write Mature and Romance.

I just don't because my heart is very dark since my mind had those thoughts but my promise is to write with my heart of course.

Which means that yes, I still technically haven't broken my word.

And I don't plan to either.

Anyhow please comment somewhere if you like it.

Also just in case you don't get the title let me explain.

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Created by one Mickey Weed. Would you believe the guy has very few subscribers? S/he deserves a lot more than what they've got right now for the quality animation work they did here.

This episode marks the beginning of a long goodbye. This week, it’s Amy Keating Rodgers’s last pony contibution. Next week, it’s the end of Season 5. Let’s see how the first part plays.

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Reading the discription for today's episode gave me a huge bloodborne vibe by only saying Nightmare

Well, either way we'll see in a half hour

I'm going to start this very bluntly, as bluntly as I've ever stated anything before.

MID-SEASON FINALES ARE ONE OF THE WORST CREATIONS EVER!

I'm sorry but just why? What do they do for anyone except give us longer to wait? Keep in mind I'm a huge Gravity Falls fan so I know how stupid waiting can be.

You know how long it took for season 1 to end? Like two years because the episodes were so spread out.

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lately I've been thinking about collaborating with people on a story in some way, and I do have ideas I think could benefit from this. candidates for this would be: a RiMverse story (check the list I did in another blog) OR a darker story about the royal guard OR My idea for an Equestria girls story (see the blogs for that too). Anyone interested/ up for this?

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Who can do a decent Diamond Tiara impersonation?

Please send a PM in if you want a quick role!

Two months of reworking medications, 3 heavy helpings of Reworks, and several rows of edits. It is finally here. Big props to everybody who helped out! I owe a lot to Nasty Hooves for his advice in some of these reworks.

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Three fan-of-Fan topics to cover here:

Firstly, thank you to everyone who's chosen to follow me, all eight hundred plus of you. It really does mean a lot to see so many people enjoying my little stories.

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Spoilers... (Well Duh)

Read A Little Panic Here

Read Flurry Heart Goes To Magic Kindergarten Here

Season 6 is finally here!
Season 6 has finally arrived!
And I know for absolute certain
That these fimfics are certainly fine

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Spike's Gift

I am crying with laughter at this clopfic. I'm so glad I'm being more tolerant about them because holy crap this one part made me laugh so hard.

Spike the dragon; annih-anal-lated by a vibrator. 2010 - 2016

Also, seen the tags for this article? Tee hee hee!

Seriously go read the story and laugh your ass off at Spike getting his purple scaled cheeks penetrated by a plastic phallic weapon of mass destruction. XD

Hey guys, I know it's been a while since I've last been on here. A lot has happened since I last published a new chapter on any story, and I think somewhere along the lines I came down with some kind of writer's block. TMS, for example, I have some idea of where I want to go, but the problem was how to get there. That's pretty much what I'm struggling with right now for that story, and when I'm not working on that, I try to put time in writing UTM, another bonus chapter for TMS, and even

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I listed five things I wanted to fulfill before this year's end. But there was a sixth goal I forgot about.

6 - Befriend some of the most amazing, talented, wonderful, kind-spirited, comical, incredible loving people on the internet.

I'm proud to say that I have definitely completed this objective. And you, the person reading this message, are living proof of this accomplishment of mine.

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Hey folks... hope you enjoyed the two latest UTM chapters!!!! The story continues to gain readers at a good clip, and just passed the 2000 read mark. I'm very gratified it's been received so well!

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https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/03/animation-castlemaneia.html

So...that was a surprise to wake up to this morning.

087 Announcing: Arcane Realms update!

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