Changelings. They can turn into all sorts of ponies. I often wonder though why it is we never see them transform into anything else. I mean I think it would be hilarious to see one look like the last box of cereal on the shelf and when some kid goes to grab it it transforms last second into Flim who then tips his hat and slowly walks away.

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It's been a little bit longer than I would have hoped for getting this section out, but the serious editing has been finished, and we are doing touch ups at this point. I am excited about the release of this section because it involves some of my favorite humor bits of the ponyville arch. It is a hilarious dramatic mid-climax of the arch that I hope will keep you entertained. The thing I am most excited about is that I get to drop another character tag about who is influential in the story.

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Hey y'all, as I'm working on making the buffer of updates for various stories, both current and upcoming, I've hit something of a dilemma regarding how to properly categorize one. I generally like to give content warnings if what I write in a teen or mature story is Especially Fucked Up and the sort, particularly if the rest of the story doesn't contain those kinds of real-life fucked up-ery elements and is more traditional fantasy world content. However, with one particular story I'm working

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A bit of a change of pace: From now on, I will combine my review of the latest episodes with the mock itself. Thus, before I get to mocking his “review”, my own two cents on the subject of “Grannies Gone wild”, the most unsubtle attempt of the writers of MLP to get crap under the radar.

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Maybe Moby Dick and Captain Ahab were actually kinky interspecies lovers with a 24/7 predator-prey dynamic. Unfortunately, their pervasive non-consensual involvement of hundreds of vanilla humans and whales in their exhibitionist whaling industry LARPing lead to astoundingly great loss of life, limb, time (especially Hermain Melville's), money, property, and trees. Despite this unforgivable stain on their legacy, nonetheless I must stan an iconic relationship that endured numerous hardships,

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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BLUF: I somehow already completed the draft for the next chapter. Should be dropping this week after I go through it a few times. I also discuss a little about the new Romance tag. Enter at own risk.

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...You were nice while you lasted

But yeah, assuming work and Zelda doesn't take away all my time, I hope to get another chapter of Gangs and Monsters out by the end of the month

I just received VHS copies of films from my math teacher Miss Harumi - three are from her native Japan.

MEN DON'T LEAVE, which I've never even heard of before. Apparently, the back cover of it tells me that it'll keep me roaring. It's a Warner Home Video release from 1990; it's one of the last tapes from Warner to have an end label.

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It's the time again, y'all. Time for another Zootopia story. It's not like I write for any other series anymore.
I mean, I could write for... Gravity Falls, maybe. But I think the relevancy ship has pretty much sailed. Maybe when another anniversary comes around or some sort of revival, IDK. We'll see.
Anyway, Zootopia:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Who knew we were aiding an evil psychopathic sociopath murderer this entire time?

Japanese tapes I've acquired by this point.

SISTER ACT 2: BACK IN THE HABIT (Touchstone) ("94/12/16")
TARZAN (Disney) ("0009239")
GARDENS OF STONE (CBS/Fox)
SHE'S HAVING A BABY (CIC, Paramount)
THE RIVER WILD (CIC, Universal)
PATCH ADAMS (CIC, Universal)
MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN (RCA/Columbia, Weintraub Entertainment Group) (view the opening here: https://youtu.be/Tvq3RbazkGo)