I'm 5500 words into my story and the tension just keeps building and building. Part of me says "The danger is slowly encircling the protagonist" and I have to keep going. Part of me wonders "Wow, when it comes to action, horror is like a beast that stalks it's prey quietly, patiently, and relentlessly. And finally, when the time is right, it moves. And it doesn't just move. It slithers."

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Oh boy, today was a day. Rather than give you a long, ranty blogpost about the two delightful comebacks I got to work on (one which had a failure which had nothing to do with what I'd fixed on the car previously and the other which had a recurrence of an issue that the customer had chosen not to repair the last time we saw it) or discuss the Ford Ranger that I'm diagnosing for a no-start (in the case of this Ranger, no-start is in everyone's best interest, because then the owner can't drive it

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Fourteen years ago today (on the same year as My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic began), a Viking outcast befriends a dragon, his people’s mortal enemy, and ushers in an age where man and dragon could coexist.

Martin Scorsese's madcap, three hour whirligig explosive expose on the sheer debauchery and excess of the Wall Street life, as told through the equally debauched and excessive life of Jordan Belfort not only manages to be a wildly FUN ride, but also a biting satire on the most classic of American foibles: Greed.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 6th installment of this year's "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of Dreamworks's "Megamind".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Megan finds herself back in the human world, but things have changed. She brought something with her, and now as she explores the causes behind the disappearance of another child, she'll investigate a little closer to home...

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/337009/the-wishmaker-megans-descent

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Horror can take many forms. Fear, doubt and paranoia can be dangerous to those trying to survive. For Megan Williams, she must learn to face her fears or the lives of others (and her own) may be forfeit.

Can she survive a hell unlike any other? One that once held the joys of paradise?

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/337009/the-wishmaker-megans-descent

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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I mean, it's not my birthday YET, but I wanna mention it now anyway. No need to make two posts, after all.

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 220th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "How to Train Your Dragon".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Greetings, my good lads and lasses.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 240th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the third and final installment of the HTTYD trilogy: "How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part".

Here's the rundown of this sequel:

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This about sums up how I’ve been feeling these last few days:

Today’s stories:

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There shall be no reviews next week, for that will be a break week. On the other hand, this means we’re practically done with the review expansion! So the next time you guys see reviews from me, it’ll be with a full set of 10 stories. And from the look of my schedule right up into mid-July, I’ll certainly be able to keep up. Hooray for practically doubled pacing!

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*See everyone's lives going to hell.*
Welp.
*Sits at table and grabs a drink.*

I am surrounded by fire, like there's a major fire right next to our town, and more major fires semi close to us in every direction. The smoke is thick as fog, you can always smell it. Street lights at night aluminate it and it's impossible to see anything in the horizon. We have these nice, big hills about 4-6 miles away from the town, can't see em.

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Tom and Jerry: The Movie". The film from 1992, to be exact.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Five years ago today, the story of Hiccup and Toothless came to an end as they make the ultimate sacrifices to protect both of their worlds, separating humans and dragons forever.
Until 1,300 years later...

October is here..... And you all know what this means.

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