In case you guys didn't know, Professor Plum wrote an article a few days ago about how life could use a bit more positivity in it. Honestly, I'm inclined to agree with that - and when i say "inclined to agree," I mean "Holy crap I'm really thankful somebody is making a post like this."
Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?
This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, for the first installment of this year's "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Zookeeper". The 2011 film starring Kevin James to be precise.
Here's the rundown of it:
The doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once more, and six more stories now stand before their judge, jury, and potential executioner. Which will be found worthy, and which will be thrown into a grinder for your twisted amusement? Read on to find out.
In this edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse:
—Drunken poker shenanigans.
—Abel and Caine, reincarnated as astronauts.
—Sunset Shimmer gets hammered.
—Being gay makes ponies stupid.
So, after last week's blog post, I figured I should update you all on what's happening in my life and with the story. More below!
Yesterday, I received my 100th follower. That's right, after 2 years writing MLP fanfics I got 100 followers who think my works are worthwhile! I can't begin to describe how happy this makes me. Before I started writing, I went through an emotionally trying time, when I wasn't sure I wanted to live and didn't see the point of my life, but thanks to FimFiction and this Fandom I rediscovered my passion for writing and know my life isn't a mistake. Hundreds of encouraging comments, likes, follows,
Quick update-refresh-whatever, wastelanders....
I've decided I wanted to add something else to the tops of the chapters.
For those who do not want to go through the previous entries again, please see the below. This is what has been shared so far.
My Dearest Subjects, here and abroad.
I never wanted to be revered. That was never my goal.
So. Remember the little caffeine stunt? I went to class while still on the high, more coffee than human, and, uh.
I think I either seduced a teacher, or became a part-time lecturer myself. Or both. I'm still not sure.
Anyway! That will be explained in detail later, in a different blog, because I'm being actually serious, and this is the kind of story you share, god dammit. I thrive on the attention.
Or Halloween, whatever.
Have I ever mentioned how much I think dismembered people look cool in fiction?
It's nothing I ever would wish upon another living being mind you (except possibly myself, but I don't go down that mental road due to how impulsive of a human being I am~) but many of the fictional characters I've made up outside of MLP are things like:
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
Harmony freakout beneath the cut.
Not much in a mood to read. Seeing nice little things, but no forcing it.
It's like me eating too much sugary stuff today whilst writing in those motebooks, and thinking of stuff.
I couldn't eat as much real food as I desired cause I wasn't hungry enough. And ain't being any soon. 
I won't even try. I may, but if I ain't. I ain't.
Also, those notebooks really are too small, and slightly too chocolate covered at points.
Hearth's Warming Eve is upon us finally and we near the end of the year, accompanied by way too much food and a ton of festive music and stories..... What, you haven't listened to any Hearth's Warming Eve music yet? That must be rectified!
I always feel as though I waste far too much of my time on frivolous things – primarily, watching the news. I think, this weekend, I will try to avoid the news – try to avoid stupid, frivolous, wasteful things, and actually try and do things that make me feel good in the long term, instead of fritter away my time.
We’ll see if I can succeed.
Today’s stories:
Luna’s Lottery Lunacy by Estee
Fractured Sunlight by Oroboro
The Lost Place by Martian
Hello everypony, Happy New Year to you all I hope you all had some sort of good year before and I hope this year will be better. We have had to deal with a lot last year, from celeberties dying to the worst election I gave have even seen. But we made it through. The year is over and this new year will be better. Please let it be better.
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Boo...
my rey painting!!!!!
i had to set it on the table to take the pic (in the first pic i cropped out the border & tablecloth)
It's time to do this again..... This time also here on FIMFiction.net, instead of just on Deviantart, to follow-up on my sort-of retrospective I wrote here last year.
And once more, we have arrived on Hearth's Warming Eve. It's time to celebrate Equestria's discovery, foundation and the peace, unity and friendship between the three pony tribes of Equestria again. And their friendship is especially important this year, after everypony just got reminded on the consequences that hatred and disharmony have:
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I was planning on making a summer retrospective blog when I had the time, and maybe put out a few reviews on some of the many horse books I’ve accumulated throughout the pandemic. I’m almost as behind on those as I am with revising my to-be-printed works and writing my ongoing stories.
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