Answer: too damn old for this shit.

My kid's homework literally said to look up a word...

...at dictionary dot com. Not in, like, the dictionary.

Hey, guys.

I don't like normally talking about my writing process publicly, but I've been getting a lot of messages asking 'when's this story going to continue?' 'You know it's been two years since the last update, right?' and other things along those lines.

I figure it's best to just bite the bullet and tell you guys what's going on.

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Hey all,

I'll be posting one of my old stories every single day until I run out, in the order I wrote them. I have to edit them so they're not in greentext format. Obviously when I reach the last one, it won't be over, I just write when inspiration hits me. All suggestions are welcome though ;D

A lot of people on this site know I can act drunk whenever I'm sleepy, which is 100% true, and it has been that way for a long time. But this story of sleep drunkeness will either make the hairs on your neck stand up, or make you unfollow me because I'm a nutcase. It all started a few years back. I was sleepy/drunk, I can't remember much of it, but I know at one point in that night I got into a fight with a weird looking lady. She wore some sorta cloak and practically screamed 'cliche witch'.

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The Influence is over. Twilence gave her thoughts on it in the credits - I'll keep quiet myself.

Instead, here's a link to a new interactive thing I'm running now. It's related to Homestuck.

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/subrbisms-homestuck-interactive-story.576221/page-2#post-40093487

Come on in, see if you can help us make a new story!

-GM, master of oranges.

Where to start, where to start? Well, I guess first things first is to thank each and every one of you; Yes, I do mean YOU, the one reading these words right now, for taking the time to check out my stories, supporting me over the past year and even taking the time to read this blog post. It will be a year ago tomorrow, December 25th, 2017 that I really decided I had something here and posted my first Christmas story as a sort of "thanks" to give back to you all.

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Hey everyone!

So it's been a long time since I've had the opportunity to host a contest, but you know what they say: There's no time like the present! That being said, I think it's high time I host another one... and an interesting one at that!

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Films
March 5 - Alice In Wonderland
March 19 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid
June 18 - Toy Story 3
October 1 - The Social Network
November 24 - Tangled
December 10 - The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Cartoons
April 5 - Adventure Time
September 6 - Regular Show
October 10 - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Debut albums
January 1 - Animal by Kesha
January 11 - Acolyte by Delphic

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... now everything hurts

I'm old.

I just payed more attention to the info thingy you see on the main FimFiction page telling you about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and noticed it said "The show premiered on October 10, 2010 on Hasbro's The Hub channel,"

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*The Changeling Hive, 14 years ago*

"Go on Phary, just talk to him!"

"Tuney, no!" *ducks under Fortuna, hiding behind her forelegs* "He doesn't like me anyway..."

"You won't know that until you go see! Now shoo!" *gently pushes him towards Hivehunter*

"Eep!" *stumbles and bumps into Hive*

"Oof! Hey!" *glares at Pharynx* "What do you want?"

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Staring officially tomorrow I will be on vacation from work, one or possibly even two weeks in addition to already having this weekend off which as someone who works in the grocery business is a fairly rare occurrence. I will be going back to school on Tuesday, but with me having 2 classes and my classes being Tuesdays and Thursdays it should still give me quite a few time to catch up on some projects I have had on the back burner. I would first like to mention Rarity Gets Cockroaches which I

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Hooray!!! Today is my Birthday!!! I'm officially 18... which kinda sucks.

...Older and more nostalgic for Halos of the past, but Warzone Firefight hasn't really impressed me.

ODST's Firefight was perfect. It was about... Oh yeah, survival. And at least in Reach, grinding for credits in Firefight was somewhat fun, and you could solo it if you wanted.

But here? Either go in with a fireteam, or you'll have to match with randoms.

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Sorry about the lateness. My laptop kept overheating.
Also, sorry about Celestia's voice being so quiet. Don't know how that happened.
Regardless, I hope you like it.

An old friend is coming back to town and its been a year since we've seen each other. Not only is she a good friend but.... I kinda have a crush on her.... Well not kinda but ya know....... I wanted to tell her on the last day of school how I felt but she moved. Now is my chance! Hopeful she doesn't feel weird about it cuz she friend zones me all the time and called me her sister. All I wanna do is tell her how I feel.... And maybe kiss her... Yeeeaaaaaaah, kiss her~

Hey guys, just so your not freaking out I Refuse To Admit I'm A Brony and Just Me And The Deer are being out on hiatus for awhile.

No it's got nothing to do with the new story I just posted. I just... Haven't been feeling the groove with writing them. I need a break from it for awhile. Don't worry though, if worse comes to worse I'll at least publish the remaining chapters I've got written on them!

Thanks for listening! *Flies back up into sky*

King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 4: King-Sized Cancer

Plot: King Sombra finds out he has a massive tumor growing in his stomach and that he needs to get it treated right away. But when it turns out the cancer can’t be cured, the normally arrogant equine dictator must come to terms with his own mortality and rethink the way he’s been living his life. 

Why This Film Will Cause Cancer:

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I've been super busy and away from computer for the last few days, it's delayed (much like everything I promise) but here are the old doodles.

I'll try to remember why I drew each but my memory isn't the best and some of these doodle are from 6 or 7 years ago. Also I don't have a scanner this is the best I can do.

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