Fuck the earth ponies
Fuck the pegasi
Fuck the Alicorns, sky-haired tall cunts
Fuck the Zebra and her stripy ass
and Unicorns can summon a cock up in their magic arse.
Fuck a Gryphon? No thank you I get pussy every day
And the Dragons shot fire and ended the Yak's ice age
Changelings are property
Changelings are property
Changelings are property
Emperor Spike up in this bitch!

Scales all on my kin

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Dayson's and Day's sexy adventures are back! Finally, right??! :3

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Good news, my lovelies! I've decided I'm going to try the commission thing!!!!! Heeeee! Just PM me and we'll talk some details! I'll get something official later, but right now, I'm totes eager to tell someone else's sexy story!

<3 Honey

Posted with permission

Also, today is my birthday. I mostly spent it on the train, but I did get coffee from a somewhat suspicious place:

I finally got around to it... I know a measly 4 and a half k chapter isn't enough to make up for making you guys wait so long, but I swear I'll be trying to at the very least release another couple of chapters in the coming months.

Go read it!

I'm talking about this post.

tl;dr: Name-dropping logical fallacies isn't enough to make a good refutation. You have to explain why something is bad reasoning.

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Spoiler Alert: talking about the latest episode (number nine) below.

"Two words for you: spoon clothes. All our clothes will be made of spoons!"

...

Hasbro, may we have a word with you?

Yes, the MLP body wash is real.

And Rarity's body wash really is apple-scented.

Really, Hasbro? You should know better than to encourage us like that.

EDIT: I wrote a story based on this image. I regret nothing.

If not, now you have.

Stay mad.
-Fuzz

As it is, there'll be an upcoming Q&A session with a wide variety of Fimfiction authors, and surprise, I'll be one of them! All details are in the link itself, and I do believe that is where you can post your questions.

As for the Q&A itself, it'll be from 8-9AM EST.

On the side I've been converting a popular series for Fallout 4 collectively called the ThuggyVerse.

If you play Fallout 4 and Fallout Equestria's mod for it, it's a very frustrating thing when extra quest and story mods come out and you end up humaning yourself :/

I aim to fix that in my downtime and here's the 2nd release..

https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/37676/

Just a quick FYI.

Some of you may not know, but I've been playing the Free to play Overwatch clone, Paladins. I never played Overwatch, since I'm not a fan of paying $60 for an online only game. That, and the lore isn't that great in my opinion, since it's about Robot Rights, meaning it paved way for Detroit: Become Human and it's various, hit on the head symbolism for racism when it's centered around robots, a man made creation, and not actual humans.

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Okaaaaay, so…bad news, the disc might not work for whatever is going on with my laptop, my parents read the reviews on it and no go on that.

As of right now:

Best case scenario; we take it to a tech place and have some guy fix it for us.

Worst case scenario; we buy a new laptop.

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…and don't have a solid idea to throw your words at, here are some possibilities which could earn you actual money! Arranged by deadline:

1) Everfree Northwest's Scribblefest

They're seeking pony stories of 2000-6000 words by Monday, March 6. The prompt is "Growing up wild and forever free". There are six categories, each of which has a prize of $20 plus possible publication in the conbook.

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A little something I cobbled together this evening by way of explanation of a certain plot point in The Crystal Empire. Note that I don't feel that this is the ONLY way this could have gone down; she might have also simply decided that failing someone for, you know, saving an entire kingdom would be a rather poor lesson to give her student, and that the rest were just there as backup.

But this is funnier.

The moment, I'm writing this, The Legend of Friendship got exactly 9001 total views.

I'll never imagine that some people actually would bother about the story at all.
But I'm glad about this .

And I hope that, the longer the story gets, the more people will look into it.
After all...The story hasn't even quite started yet...*Epic Foreshadowing (that may or may not will pay off)*

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Thank Celestia.

Hoping to finish Dusk soon and start up a new project that I care more about. I just get bored really quickly and Dusk has outstayed its welcome. Only two more days of school to survive, then a week off... so close...