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HELLO FAITH READERS AND FANS AND YOU OTHER PEOPLE. I MYSELF CALL YOU MY STALKERS BUT MEH WHATEVER. OH MY CAPLOCK IN BROKEN SO LARGE LETTERS FOR NOW. ANYWHO I HAVE AN ANNOUCEMENT THE FIRST ONE IS THAT I HAVE A NEW STORY COMING OUT THE SECOND IT THE NEXT CHAPTER OF TLT WILL BE COMING OUT NEXT WEEK OR THIS WEEK WHICHEVER I AM ABLE TO DO. AS FOR THE NEW STORY IT IS SOMETHING I HAD GOT THE INSPIRATIONF TO DO FROM A CERTIAN YOUTIBE VIDEO. I SHALL NOT DEVULGE WHAT IT IS ABOUT BUT I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH

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[12:53:45 PM] Lord Santa: It's weird to actually have fans, babe
[12:53:58 PM] Dancershy: dont i know it
[12:53:59 PM] Lord Santa: how you deal with it?
[12:54:04 PM] Dancershy: man i dont deal with it
[12:54:07 PM] Dancershy: you know i dont
[12:54:09 PM] Dancershy: i just flail
[12:54:12 PM] Dancershy: and go nuh-uh

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Best Child has off for a week, which is quite nice and also exciting. Still need to put up the tree... we've been too busy, sadly.

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You know, it's not that I enjoy procrastinating, but it is more or less my natural state. It got in the way while writing my previous chapter, and it certainly gets in the way now.

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So YESSS!!! BrightShadow, my all time FAVORITE MMoRPG (excluding Guild Wars 2 when i get it, i already kno it'll be my favorite) and it closed a long time ago, but they brought it back!!! and added a ton of new classes n shit!!!! so i'm just real freakin happy bout that, thought id share. and if you're one for awesome game music, just look up 'Bright Shadow Opening Theme" and listen, its the BEST thing ever, i just love it. this is a shit load of brilliant positive nostalgia for me so i may be

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So I say a bunch of random, ridiculous things from time to time... to time... to time... Anyway, this guide should help you understand what this random derptaculousness actually means.

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Dearest Retail Shoppers,

A PSA from your local retail worker.

Don't be a fucking idiot. Don't be a douche bag. And please, PLEASE, do not come into our stores drunk off your ass.

So.... my day was.... interesting. And because I have a blog it makes me important enough to complain about it.

So, within 5 minutes of me being at work today, some asshole decides he needs to speak to my manager because we don't sell a case for his phone, despite the fact that we sell that phone.

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Soon, Dagger found a boy, a griffon, he thought he could settle down with. The griffon’s name was Bronze, and he and Dagger were quite similar in personality. Soon, about after a week, Bronze invited Dagger over to his house.

“Woah. Nice place,” Dagger said walking in.

“Heh, thanks,” Bronze said, showing him around.

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It's a little complicated. As much as I enjoy writing, or used to before the thought of doing anything creative had me contemplating suicide, I think I'm gonna just, you know, stop. I'm not good at it, I can see that. I need way more practice, or some fking classes, before I ever know what I'm doing, but that wouldn't really matter, 'cause they can't teach you how to come up with good ideas. I should not feel "exhausted" when trying to write, that means I'm doing

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Notice how there's not a *may* in this. Nah this is happening here and now and I'm kind of scared.
If this makes any sort of large media this post is getting taken down just saying. I swear to God if I get doxxed from this...

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They Call Her The Courier: Any Tips on my Golf Swing?
New Vegas, Violence, Human, Yes I should be writing lesbian music horses right now, Swearing

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"Hey B-PICKLELESS-n you should play Doki Doki Literature Club!"

"Oh cool, what's that game?"

"A fluffy, lighthearted visual novel about joining a literature club in a japanese high school."

"WOW~! What's the catch?"

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I just found out that some dude reviewed one of my stories, The Problem With Genie Magic. This is actually the third story of mine he's reviewed, going all the way back to April 4th (he also reviewed The Alicorn Curse and Whatever Happened To Starswirl the Bearded?) He wasn't exactly impressed. Granted, he didn't bash the stories, and I've never said no to constructive criticism, but it kinda threw me for a loop that he singled out those three. Each of them has their own sense of humor, and he

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Hello readers,

I have a question for y'all, which of course was stated in the title of this blog, which is why you clicked and are reading this sentence.

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So this Friday I wore one of my Brony shirts to school, this one being the pretty common one that says "Brony" on it and has a flying Rainbow Dash under the word. I walked into chemistry to sit my backpack down and prepared to go sharpen my pencil when the next student walked in. I didn't know who he was, but he noticed my shirt and was quick to say, "I don't get bronies." I kind of chuckled and said that I knew the show wasn't for everyone, when the guy behind me then asked this guy what

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So, I was shitting around on Derpibooru and I came across this picture:

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Got slapped in the face by real life today. I've been feeling some intense pains on my left side for a few days and last night it got really bad.

Went to work, walked around for a while, took a few appointments and then the pain was washing over me. My job sent me home and I went to the urgent care close to me.

They asked a bunch of questions, ran a handful of tests, and I had to get a cat-scan.

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Ok, so I know I'm not a big shot on this website but I'm still a member right? On second thought don't answer that.

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Yes, it is that part of the month. A rare time, at that. A week where I will take requests purely from everyone and anyone. The requests may range from "Yo, bro, you should update -whatever-" to "hey, dude, you should write -this story-". It doesn't matter what the request is, this week I will take a handful of them and carry them all out to completion. But, for those of you that need a clearer example of how to do a request, let me explain:

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