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Jul
16th
2020

A Random Conversation · 12:22am Jul 16th, 2020

“Hey Hero, you’re black, right?”

“Yeah, why?”

“So, legally, you can say the n-word right?”

“...Dagger, if you’re asking for the n-pass, I’m not giving it to you.”

“...I’ll tell them your name.”

“You better not.”

*Smirks* “His name is—”

Report MlpHero · 157 views · #Dagger
Oct
19th
2020

Dagger’s quote of the day: · 4:41pm Oct 19th, 2020

“Yaks got back!”

Report MlpHero · 92 views · #Dagger
Jul
3rd
2020

Dagger on Strike · 9:10pm Jul 3rd, 2020

*Holding a sign*

“Dude, what the buck are you doing?”

“Advocating for no more Dagger abuse.”

“But... you bring it upon yourself.”

“Oh, right.”

“Yeah, exactly.”

“Whatever...”

Report MlpHero · 118 views · #Dagger
Jul
11th
2020

Punchline · 8:48pm Jul 11th, 2020

*Looks at Dagger* “Hey Dag, are you patriotic?”

“No. I’m...” *Turns to the Reader* “Patridotic.”

“...I don’t get the punchline.”

“Me neither.”

Report MlpHero · 139 views · #Dagger
Oct
7th
2020

Fang Gang Shorts #99 · 2:36pm Oct 7th, 2020

A few years into the future, Mantis has decided something that shocked Dagger.

“You what?!”

Mantis blushed and nodded. “I wanna have kids...”

Dagger blushed furiously. “But... how? I mean, you’re a dude, you can’t even get pregnant. Even if I laid an egg, you sure wouldn’t lay it and it sure as heck wouldn’t hatch...”

Mantis blushed just as hard. “Well...” he transformed into a female version of himself.

“Eep...” Dagger squeaked.

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Report MlpHero · 165 views · #Dagger #Mantis
Sep
17th
2020

Fang Gang Shorts #88 · 3:34pm Sep 17th, 2020

Broken looked at Dagger, then at his playing card. “Okay, so your task is to blow a job interview in like the first thirty seconds, how do you do it?”

Dagger thought for a bit, then asked, “how strict is the sexual harassment policy?”

Broken blinked. “Hol’up.”

Report MlpHero · 115 views · #Brokenwing #Dagger
Aug
24th
2020

Fang Gang Shorts #58 · 6:43pm Aug 24th, 2020

Dagger sighed and looked at Mantis, who was busy fixing a new attachment to his crossbow.

“I dunno... I’ve tried my luck with girls, but it always goes wrong...” Dagger said.

Mantis looked over. “Aren’t you bi? Why haven’t you tried boys?”

“I... uh...” Dagger blushed. “I hadn’t thought of that...”

Mantis facehoofed. “Really?”

“S-Shut up man...”

“Dude, I’m pretty sure if you tried using the other side of your sexuality, you’ll have better results.”

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Report MlpHero · 106 views · #Dagger #Mantis
Dec
15th
2020

Task Failed Successfully (Based on Real Events) · 2:00am Dec 15th, 2020

Dagger was sitting on the couch, texting Mantis.

Heheh love you Abby

Heheh you mean baby right?

Oops autocorrect sorry

Dagger snickered. There was no way this prank could fail.

“Uh Daggy?”

Dagger looked up to see Mantis staring at him from the kitchen.

“That prank doesn’t work if I’m like a few feet away from you.”

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Report MlpHero · 105 views · #Mantis #Dagger
Sep
18th
2020

Fang Gang Shorts #89 · 5:08pm Sep 18th, 2020

Broken ran up to Dagger, who was throwing out empty boxes. “Hey Dag?”

“Hm?” Dagger put one of the boxes down.

“I need help.”

“With what?”

Broken blushed. “Well, I wanna surprise Rose with something, but I don’t know what to give her.”

“Hm... I have an idea.” Dagger picked a box. “Just follow these steps, one: cut a hole in a box, two, put ya junk in that box, three, make her open the box, and that’s the way you do it, it’s my dick in a box!”

“Dagger... you are messed up...”

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Report MlpHero · 89 views · #Brokenwing #Dagger
Dec
18th
2020

Why Dagger Isn’t Allowed to Choose Songs · 4:14am Dec 18th, 2020

“Aw come on guys! Why can’t I choose the songs this time?!”

“Because!” Hero turned to him. “You made everyone at Sire’s Hollows hate us!”

“How’d I do that?”

*At the last show, Dagger choose to play this song. Suffice to say, the ponies of Sire’s Hollows were not happy*

Report MlpHero · 99 views · #Dagger #Hero
Aug
11th
2020

He A Country Boi · 2:59am Aug 11th, 2020

*Minding his business*

“Heeey Hero.”

“Hey Dag.”

“So, you’re country, right?”

“Eh, a bit. Why?”

“Can you prove how country you are?”

“Sure. What should I do? Talk in my country accen—”

“I want you to bang your sibling.”

“...”

SMACK!

“Ow!”

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Report MlpHero · 169 views · #Hero #Dagger
Aug
7th
2020

Burn. · 5:35am Aug 7th, 2020

*Hero looks down the sights of his crossbow, before firing...

...and missing* “Buck...”

*chuckling* “I would say your aim is cancer...” *he takes the crossbow and bullseyes the target* “...but cancer actually kills creatures.”

“...”

Report MlpHero · 115 views · #Hero #Dagger
Apr
11th
2020

Fang Gang Shorts #1 · 11:02pm Apr 11th, 2020

Snow covered the land, making the soldiers feel colder then they'd ever been. Mantis took a peek from his covered position. As fast as lightning, he was struck. "I'm hit! I'm hit!"

Dagger looked over to his friend. He ran over to his friends aid. "Somebody get some ice for this guy!" Mantis looked at him. "What?"

Mantis pointed to the snow covering his stomach. "The ice is what hit me you idiot."

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Report MlpHero · 228 views · #Mantis #Dagger
Aug
24th
2020

Fang Gang Shorts #60 · 11:54pm Aug 24th, 2020

Mantis stared at Dagger’s door. “Um... Dag? You okay? You’ve been crying for half an hour now.”

“Go away, Mant!”

Mantis sighed and picked the lock, walking in to see Dagger curled up in his blanket, sobbing. Mantis sighed and walked over. “Dagger? Are you... crying?”

“Yes!”

“Probably a stupid question, but why?”

“I just want someone to love! I’ve always been the shipper, but I’ve never been shipped!” He started wailing, burying his head in the pillow.

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Report MlpHero · 121 views · #Dagger #Mantis
Sep
25th
2020

A Random Revelation · 5:24pm Sep 25th, 2020

“Hahaha!”

“What?”

“You have a freaking boner!” *Points at Hero’s no-no square*

“Dagger, we’re horses. When do we not have boners?”

“...Fair enough...”

Report MlpHero · 130 views · #Hero #Dagger
Dec
21st
2020

Mantis Isn’t Average · 4:31pm Dec 21st, 2020

“Hey Manty! Guess what!”

“What?”

“Guess who’s packin’ fifteen inches~”

*blush* “oh, that’s... that’s cool...”

“Yeah! So what’chu packin’?”

*blush harder* “Uh...”

*Leans down with measuring tape* “Let’s see, you are...” *blinks* “five inches?”

./////////////////////////////.

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Report MlpHero · 113 views · #Dagger #Mantis
Aug
26th
2020

Fang Gang Shorts #63 · 11:31pm Aug 26th, 2020

(Before Dagger and Mantis got together)

Dagger looked through a pair of binoculars. “Heheh... yeah, that’s it...”

Hive walked up. “Stalking Cadance and Shining again?”

Dagger looked over. “I like to call it, ‘observing the mating habits of ponies’.”

“Yeaaah, that’s just stalking,” Hive said, facehoofing. “Look, I dunno what you see in Cadance, but I hope it’s worth all this...”

“Whatever...”

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Report MlpHero · 102 views · #Dagger #Hivehunter
Jul
28th
2020

Dagger Art · 5:36pm Jul 28th, 2020

Here he is:

I had a lot of fun with this one. And as you can see, he has a chat bubble. (My handwriting isn't the best. Sorry:twilightsheepish:)

Report MlpHero · 210 views · #Dagger #Art
Apr
25th
2020

Fang Gang Shorts #7 · 8:41pm Apr 25th, 2020

Dagger and Mantis walked through the academy. Dagger was trying to remember what he was going to tell Mantis. After a while, he finally remembered what he was supposed to tell him.

“Dude, there was the biggest bucking nerd in your exact table yesterday.”

“...that was me with my goggles on...”

Report MlpHero · 157 views · #Mantis #Dagger
Sep
1st
2020

Fang Gang Shorts #69 · 2:21am Sep 1st, 2020

Mantis looked at Dagger, who smiled. “So... you ready Mant?” he asked, placing his hoof on his.

Mantis nodded nervously. “Mhm. I’m ready.”

Dagger chuckled, nuzzling him, then asked, “I wanna know though... have you always had a crush on me...?”

Mantis blushed hard. “I uh...” he gulped. “Well... I won’t deny it...”

Dagger smiled, kissing his forehead. “Heheh... glad to hear...”

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Report MlpHero · 122 views · #Dagger #Mantis
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