Burn.

*Hero looks down the sights of his crossbow, before firing...

...and missing* “Buck...”

*chuckling* “I would say your aim is cancer...” *he takes the crossbow and bullseyes the target* “...but cancer actually kills creatures.”

“...”

Comments

[Melody Song]

...Funny Dag. Real funny.

[MlpHero]

5330871
*bows* “Thank you.”

[Melody Song]

5330872
That was sarcasm. Cancer's no joke.

[MlpHero]

5330874
“Okay, okay. But don’t get too worked up. It’s just a joke.”

[BezierBallad]

Heh. Savage.

[MlpHero]

5330877
“Heh, yep.”

[Melody Song]

5330875
I won't. But there was no need to rub salt in Hero's wound, y'know.

[BezierBallad]

5330880
I’m sure Hero has been roasted before. Everyone’s been roasted before.

[MlpHero]

5330880
“Eh.”

[MlpHero]

5330881

[Melody Song]

5330881
True...

5330882
Oh...nevermind then...

[MlpHero]

5330884
“Okay, okay, it was mean. But it’s all in good fun. Right?” *nudges Hero*

... *Zaps him with electricity*

[Melody Song]

5330886
...Well, there's your answer

[MlpHero]

5330888
*writhing in agony* “Ugh...”

[Melody Song]

5330889
Oh geez...you okay Dag?

[MlpHero]

5330890
“0100111001101111...”

Ah shoot, he’s speaking in binary...

[BezierBallad]

5330891
What is he? A robot?

[Melody Song]

5330891
Oh great...I never learned binary code...um...infirmary?

[MlpHero]

5330893
Electric zap, don’t ask.

5330894
Probably better than zapping him again...

[Melody Song]

5330895
Yep. Well, come on then Dag, let's get you to the infirmary...again...

[BezierBallad]

5330895
What Dag said literally translated to “No.”

[MlpHero]

5330896
*They carry him off*

[MlpHero]

5330898
Yep

[Melody Song]

5330900
You think Stinger will be surprised to see him or is it second nature to have a bed made up for him at this point?

[MlpHero]

5330903
Probably the latter.

[Melody Song]

5330905
Yeah, true

[MlpHero]

5330906
Yep