Aug
11th
2020
He A Country Boi · 2:59am Aug 11th, 2020
*Minding his business*
“Heeey Hero.”
“Hey Dag.”
“So, you’re country, right?”
“Eh, a bit. Why?”
“Can you prove how country you are?”
“Sure. What should I do? Talk in my country accen—”
“I want you to bang your sibling.”
“...”
SMACK!
“Ow!”
*Now in said country accent* “That’s what ya get! Ah ain’t bangin’ mah siblin’, and Ah sure as Hell ain’t doin’ it for a stupid bet! Cain’t you have some respect?!”
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“Whatever...” *Walks off*
Okay, that time Dagger deserved that smack. Just because someone is country doesn't mean they bang their siblings.
5333333
“...Yeah... I can tell...”
5333335
So will you agree not to say anything like that again?
Wait, who is your sibling?
5333338
I have no idea. I guess he was just stereotyping.
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“Yeah...”
Good, ‘cause my sona doesn’t even have any siblings, sooo checkmate.
5333341
Sooo you literally beat him up for no reason then...?
5333342
Nah, I did it because he stereotyped me.
5333344
Okaaay.
5333345
I mean, wouldn’t you do it if someone purposely offended you?
5333344
Yes, but—
5333347
...what?
5333348
Er... nothing.
5333353
Okaaaay?
5333354
Sorry, am I spamming your comments?
5333341
Good, you're learning
5333356
You’re alright
5333357
Thank you.
“Whatever...”
5333358
“I guess...”
5333360
Do you... want me to um...
5333364
What?
5333366
I dunno, side with you?
5333363
Good. Well, I obviously take Hero's side on this. *pats shoulder* Good job sticking up against stereotypes.
5333368
You don’t have to if you don’t want to. Your morals and decisions are your own.
5333371
Heh, thanks
5333372
But...
5333376
Yes?
5333378
“As I said, whatever.”
5333373
No problem
5333379
Geez, how hard was that smack?
5333381
Eh, about as hard as you would in a slap boxing match
5333382
“I’d rather suit myself than have you suit me.”
5333385
Mhm. Sure...
5333387
*backs up* sorry...
5333388
Heh. I’m just kidding anyway.
5333390
“Well, that’s one thing we have in common...”
5333391
Oh.