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Aug
11th
2020

He A Country Boi · 2:59am August 11th

*Minding his business*

“Heeey Hero.”

“Hey Dag.”

“So, you’re country, right?”

“Eh, a bit. Why?”

“Can you prove how country you are?”

“Sure. What should I do? Talk in my country accen—”

“I want you to bang your sibling.”

“...”

SMACK!

“Ow!”

*Now in said country accent* “That’s what ya get! Ah ain’t bangin’ mah siblin’, and Ah sure as Hell ain’t doin’ it for a stupid bet! Cain’t you have some respect?!”

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“Whatever...” *Walks off*

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Comments ( 41 )

Okay, that time Dagger deserved that smack. Just because someone is country doesn't mean they bang their siblings.

5333333
“...Yeah... I can tell...”

5333335
So will you agree not to say anything like that again?

Wait, who is your sibling?

5333338
I have no idea. I guess he was just stereotyping.

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“Yeah...”

Good, ‘cause my sona doesn’t even have any siblings, sooo checkmate.

5333341
Sooo you literally beat him up for no reason then...?

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Nah, I did it because he stereotyped me.

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I mean, wouldn’t you do it if someone purposely offended you?

5333354
Sorry, am I spamming your comments?

Okay, I’m going to have to side with Hero here. That’s not how it goes down here.

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Good, you're learning

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You’re alright

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Thank you.

“Whatever...”

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“I guess...”

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Do you... want me to um...

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I dunno, side with you?

5333363
Good. Well, I obviously take Hero's side on this. *pats shoulder* Good job sticking up against stereotypes.

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You don’t have to if you don’t want to. Your morals and decisions are your own.

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I could flambé you like Baked Alaska, though. If we’re talking about roasting each other.

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“As I said, whatever.”

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Geez, how hard was that smack?

5333379
Okay, suit yourself

5333381
Eh, about as hard as you would in a slap boxing match

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“I’d rather suit myself than have you suit me.”

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*backs up* sorry...

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God damn. Well, I’d rather not suit anything. I don’t play dress up.

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Heh. I’m just kidding anyway.

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“Well, that’s one thing we have in common...”

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