Fang Gang Shorts #59 · 9:37pm Aug 24th, 2020
Soon, Dagger found a boy, a griffon, he thought he could settle down with. The griffon’s name was Bronze, and he and Dagger were quite similar in personality. Soon, about after a week, Bronze invited Dagger over to his house.
“Woah. Nice place,” Dagger said walking in.
“Heh, thanks,” Bronze said, showing him around.
Dagger chuckled, grabbing an apple from a fruit bowl. “Heh, I gotta say, I seriously thought you’d be one of those ‘mating is the most important thing in a relationship’ griffons. I guess I was— Hey?! What the hell?!”
Dagger kicked out his hind hoof, kicking Bronze back. He glared at the griffon. “What’s wrong with you?!”
“What?”
“Don’t act all oblivious, you had your claws around my flank!”
“That’s why you came here!”
“What do you mean?”
“My letter.”
Dagger pulled out the letter and reread it. “Dude, the metaphors are so bleak, you may as well have sent it to a five year old. Like, ‘let’s have fun’? That could mean literally anything.”
“Whatever. I wanted to get laid, and that’s what I’m gonna get!” Bronze then tackled and pinned Dagger to the ground.
“Ack! Hey! Get off of me!”
“Nope! I’m claiming what’s mi—”
CRACK!
Dagger blinked, watching as Bronze fell off of him. There stood Mantis holding a pool cue. He kicked Bronze into what appeared to be a closet or another room.
“What are you doing with that pool cue?” Bronze asked.
Mantis flipped his goggles down. “Don’t worry about it.”
Dagger then heard Bronze scream:
“Ahh! You told me not to worry about it! I should’ve been worried the whole time!”
Mantis stepped out and locked the door. He chuckled and trotted over to Dagger. “Come on buddy, let’s get you outta here.” Dagger nodded and grabbed onto Mantis, who helped him up. Together, the two friends left.
...Dagger’s future date is closer than we think, I’m calling it now.
5342153
Heheh, yep
Aww, that was sweet of Mantis. Too bad that Bronze wasn't right for Dag though...
5342157
Yeah...
5342160
Yeah...though I do have to wonder why Mantis felt the need to be there...unless...
5342163
Hmm~?
5342164
Heh, unless he cares about Dag more than he's letting on...
5342165
Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t
5342166
Heh, alright, I can be patient.
5342167
Okay then
5342168
Yeah. Another great short about Dag's love life
5342169
Heh, thanks
5342170
No problem
Ouch, I'm guessing bronze "got laid" by a pool que...
5342199
Yep...