In a ruined castle, with a fallen wall showing a flat grassland expanse, several figures approached one another. From one side came Queen Chrysalis, naked, chained, but upright. Behind her marched armored caribou, with crystal-tipped wands pressed to her sides. From the other side came Queen Phobia the Fir Darrig, a red-bodied fae with a large, blade-like horn with spiky protrusions surrounding the base, serrated-looking shield-shaped wings, spiny protrusions at her elbows and very apparent

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For some time now, I want to make a comedy where Twilight friends think that Twilight will be immortal so they keep making parties for her so they can spend as much time with her.

I want to make it since I am tired of people thinking that Twilight is immortal, when the creator of the show even said that Twilight was not immortal.

Also I wanted to do one for Rainbow Dash being a lesbian, and Applejack hating pears and being a bigot.

Would you guys like to see these inv the future?

In a misty expanse looking like the steppes butting against a hardwood forest two figures approached one another. Clanking and staggering under heavy chains and dragging an iron ball was a stallion, seemingly clad in nothing but his bindings, emerging from the forest. From the steppe smartly marched a mare in a red-toned military uniform. Shackles on her wrists and ankles trailed broken chains, and she had a hammer and sickle in her hands, the weapons crossed over her chest. The two glared

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...but it finally hit you that the story you stalled out on over a month ago lost momentum because you tried making Twilight the straight man when that was already Fluttershy's role, and what the story really needed was for Twilight to get overstimulated and make everything worse, and now the first non-flashback scene of the next chapter can be funny again.

Remember, kids: if it feels like the story isn't going anywhere, make the protagonist's life harder.

Comedy Gold here!

I regret to inform you that Sketcha-Holic has succumbed to a case of Explosive Blood Disease. It all happened so suddenly in the past fifteen minutes, and all of her OCs are in shock of this tragic event. It took us a bit to realize that she caught this disease by way of not studying for her blood test. You know what happens when we don't study.

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During the summer of 2016, after seeing The Nice Guys, my dad and I made the effort of watching other movies written or directed by Shane Black, as we had enjoyed that film so much. Thanks to the magic of Netflix, we rented and watched three films he'd written for:

- The Last Boy Scout (mainly decent more than anything, although Bruce Willis' performance is quite impressive)

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Back with another story! Thought it was worth plugging here because it's being pushed off the new story list pretty quickly.

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This was a fun one to write. If silly sexy PinkieTwi is your thing, go ahead and give it a read (and a like)! If not, do whatever you feel like! Hope everyone enjoys!

Good morning, everypony! Here I am to regale you with tales of low-grade assholishness towards ponies who {sort of} deserve it! Sit back, relax, and enjoy the first two installments of Daemon McRae's "Schadenfreude" series!

Next week, a little less schadenfreude and a bit more weltschmertz.

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Secret Sisters is now out! Hope you guys have fun reading this one. I had a lot of fun writing it and getting Noble to draw me that cover art

I'm in need of assistance.......I need help writing a fanfic where my oc Prince Lightning Amethyst Strike or either Light, Lightning, or Lightning Strike for short is the only naturally born crystal unicorn prince who is absolutly in love with Rainbow Dash but there are 2 key issues 1: He's not sure if Rainbow Dash feels the same about him and 2: He has no idea how to tell Rainbow Dash how he feels about her

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So jokes are a big part of my fan fictions. I love jokes. Everypony deserves a good laugh, maybe even an incredible laugh! But jokes aren't exactly the easiest things to write. Stand-up comedians write them with time and effort. People on this website usually demand them in days. So when you're writing a story and a joke flows into your work without you realizing it, you tend to flip a little.

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So, when I originally thought up this blog feature, I was in something of a rut, writing-wise.

That was ... all of a week ago, and I've since started Murder Most Equestrian, which has been a blast to write, and I'm actually gonna start hammering away at that in a little bit. But! I'm sure there's like ... three of you who are interested in this 'behind the scenes' retrospective, so here we go!

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My fellow followers and others who read my stories I am so excited to tell you that there will be a sequel to my recent tickle story. The sequel will be titled Precious Laughter and it will be released on November 1 2017. After I release this story I will go back to releasing a story daily. I can't wait for all of you to read it. So just be paitent and in the meantime enjoy my other stories. Thank you and have a great day!

Precious Laughter gets released this Wednesday!

Because you can't just get stories from me. You also have to get difficult questions! It turns out GaPJaxie isn't the only author who can write thinly disguised political-philosophical tracts!

But let's talk about the new story first:

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Watched this with my sister and her husband last Friday. It's very much a "turn your brain off and just enjoy" kind of film.

Basically, in a nutshell, it's the story of a comedian's drunken fratboy exploits on a trip to Moscow in the 90s coming back to haunt him years later, when vengeful mobsters (after an heirloom pocket watch stolen during said exploits) abduct said comedian and his father to Russia to either find what was stolen, or exact retribution.

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Ack! I forgot to make a blog post about this yesterday!

Today is Ponyfest 3.0, another online pony convention.

And like the last convention, I'm doing a panel! Specifically, a panel with Tumbleweed.

The topic?

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A continuation of my hit blog series, Front’s Too Tired to Actually Write so He Writes Blogs About Comedy Instead >.>

I’ve been trying to write but it’s just not working :/ So instead I shall talk more about comedy, this time about a well-used joke format and why it works. In the meantime, I will do my best to try writing, but I can’t make any guarantees on any projects at this point. Anyway, on to the blog:

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