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We all know Comic Con is going on there on San Diego and crazy news are happening! First of all the BEST:

Called it mother buckers! I SAID IT! And I'm sooooo happy and excited! Fuck this season finale will be EPIC. But now *cough* lemme stop fangirling and pass the other important news from there:

Tomorrow's episode starts with Rainbow Power and Luna going Nightmare Moon Mode

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...someday. With second worst villain: Starlight Glimmer as the warden.

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So, finally got the new chapter uploaded this afternoon, as promised. And not two minutes after I do, this happens...

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So this is basically a rehash of "A Friend In Deed". Pinkie is obsessed with the diner's 5-star Screech rating, so when a somewhat grouchy customer leaves a 4-star review, Pinkie goes off the rails trying to get that fifth star out of her, which only serves to annoy the lady further.

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Before we begin:

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>tfw clop is so much easier to write than real fics

Seriously though, I can crank out 1000+ words of clop in one sitting, and take an hour to write one sentence of pretty much anything else. I don't like it.

In a absolutely, completely, %100 unrelated note, there will be a new "story" coming up soon. It's complete cancer, but then, if you're here for anything but the cheapest of smut, you're in the wrong place.

This is a quick recap for people who haven't read The Iron Horse: Everything's Better With Robots! but still want to read "Human After All" or other future works. If you're still reading it, there are massive spoilers after the break, so be warned!

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It's here.

New chapters will be posted as they happen.

Buckle up kids, because no one gets off Ms. Dash's Wild Ride.

Alright. So, to any non-Dolly people, I'm for the rest on this post, I'm gonna refer to her as "you" since she's the one I'm writing the birthday post for. All of you are amazing as well. Be sure to wish her a happy birthday!
Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOREVERRRR.....!!!!! AAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!x10000000000000000000 *Screen cracks from too much yay*

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Ya know, reviewing the episodes in order makes me so enthusiastic to review the last episode... hang on ONLY conversion done in an at least logical fashion that didn't involve brainwashing or pre-planned emotional manipulation, I'll get to you eventually.

As you can guess from that, if there's one thing I don't like in MLP, it's its villain reformations. Good thing that's irrelevant to this episode then!

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I don't know if or when I'm coming back here. My school and future chances at employment are more important than writing for enjoyment of people.

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So, when I said I was going to give Starfleet Nemesis my undivided attention...

Marching Orders, the first proper chapter of the fic, has been updated as Starla continues to be awful but hopefully in a more relatable way that she was before we could see into her head. She's still the bad guy, but I'm going for a bit less 'jackass' and a bit more 'tragic flaws' this time around. Kind of, anyway.

So check that out.

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Remember this next time you're feeling down

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He would also like to apologise for his shitty camera but his printer is broken so no scanning and he has not got a graphics tablet.

He PROMISES that he will update in a day or two, he is just proof reading and a little jet lagged from his visit to Spain.

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So like two months ago, the upstairs neighbor in my apartment complext (not the same one who threatened to stab me that one time) noticed that, whenever she touched her shower, she would get zapped.

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Check it. Watch it. FREAK OUT LIKE ME. Fuck, I'm so excited about it! Sci-fi Twi is amazing, we have new characters and looks like magic will be involved and this will cause trouble. Fuck. September gonna be fucking amazing. I can't even hold myself right now!

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.... But you're stomach hurts too much to stay focused.

And that's before the Thanksgiving dinner. I suppose that's one of the occupational hazards of having a wife that cooks the damn finest dinners out there.

As you may have noticed, I have a habit of not delivering new chapters when I promise them. I will take partial blame for this as you may also noticed I'm a bit of an emotional twat sometimes.

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