It's against the laws of the universe. Just no. People like me don't get this stuff.Happy Birthday to Unbridled Dolly!!!!! · 4:22am Sep 6th, 2015
Alright. So, to any non-Dolly people, I'm for the rest on this post, I'm gonna refer to her as "you" since she's the one I'm writing the birthday post for. All of you are amazing as well.
Be sure to wish her a happy birthday!
Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOREVERRRR.....!!!!! AAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
x10000000000000000000 *Screen cracks from too much yay*
I'm so sorry this is probably gonna be read late, I was typing it late and then since I'm on my stupid, dumb, infuriating, dumbass iPad, I changed the tab for a minute to look up a happy birthday picture and the whole paragraph I had written for you was deleted. What. The. Fuuuuu...dge... Plus,vi typed it late to begin with since I thought you'd be busy the rest of the day and I didn't want to bother you. Anyways, I shall stop being stupid and start typing.
You are amazing. You're like a sister to me. You're literally one of my best friends, though I hope that sentence doesn't creep you out.
I can't imagine my life without you. I'm so glad we met. I love talking to you and I'm happy when you're happy, so I hope this post somewhat brightens up your day. You gave me something amazing, and now I can be sure that I have one more helping hand to be there with me if or when life gets hard.
An amazing birthday like yours deserves to be celebrated, I cannot stress this enough. If you hadn't been born on this day (but like what, 13 years ago? XD), many, many lives would've gone untouched by your amazing soul and personality. Whenever anyone hates on you, the only thing you should be thinking is, "Oh crap, did I wear the mirror on my face again?" You are seriously one of the most amazing people I've ever met. Thank you, Dolly. I hope you got the amazing birthday you deserve.
You inspire me so much. It upsets me when amazing people like you (and my mom for some reason) don't believe your strength no matter how much you're told. So, please believe me when I say that you are very special. People like you don't come around often, and when they do, they're my friend Dolly.
You deserve a longer paragraph than this. You probably read that quickly and easily and are now judging me.
Sometimes, there is a certain degree of amazing was that I cannot describe with words.
Please remember me when you get famous.
I would've added more pictures, but this is the third time I've had to paste this post from a note on my iPad because I've been looking for more to put in the post. I'll probably edit this to add more.
Happy Birthday~
Calm down.
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I am calm.
Seriously though, I'm always kinda like this. You get used to it eventually. I just wanted her to have a good birthday.