I had a positively wonderful argument with Jordan179, which has left me somewhat excited and willing to troll him a bit more.
Given his crude jabs about the history of my country, which I find too distasteful to even retaliate against, I decided to outline my views on why I think Equestria is a communist country.

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I. To my... lets see here... 16 watchers (or followers, or whatever the heck), and the 2-3 that actually care (sorry if there is any minor grammatical errors, I spell checked, but didn't go over it too thoroughly) ,

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The question was asked, "What Pokémon are sapient?" And then that snowballed into a little creative writing exercise I used to distress on the Federation from Star Trek finding the Pokémon world and cataloging the many, many sapient creatures and intricacies in the world.

I was neer supposed to finish it or even turn it into a story, and yet the completed drafts on the Discord server say otherwise. So I guess I'm going to be cleaning it up periodically and publishing it.

Behold:

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A ruler has unusually low standards for both herself and others. For no given reason, which has not yet been questioned by at least a thousand people, said ruler decided to be a male when originally female. She, who is now a he, meets up with a little girl in an alley way alone, which totally sounds like the start of a hentai plot. Cuddling afterwards, they decide to live together in an unusually huge cardboard box. Big enough to not also fit a large

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Wow. What a nice guy.

Long story short, Pinkgagy is this guy who has a nsfw clop blog with more than 700+ followers. Recently he admitted to not actually drawing any of the shit he posts and says Ram37 did and should receive the credit.

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I worked very hard on it and it's getting no traction.

Birthday Gyrrl

.... But you're stomach hurts too much to stay focused.

And that's before the Thanksgiving dinner. I suppose that's one of the occupational hazards of having a wife that cooks the damn finest dinners out there.

As you may have noticed, I have a habit of not delivering new chapters when I promise them. I will take partial blame for this as you may also noticed I'm a bit of an emotional twat sometimes.

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Happy Bagelmas, everyone.

Like, thanks Tumblr is Dying memes. Thanks for making me think things that would be funny to write about.

...assholes...

Expect me.
-Fuzzy

Did you know Mykan has a vendetta against Twilight Sparkle? Well surprisingly, this blog post isn't about a vendetta against her. I mean, he still has that vendetta. This just isn't it. He only addresses this because of his personal bias against her. It may not be a vendetta, but it is propaganda. And I may have broken a record for the most times the word vendetta in the shortest amount of time. But I could be wrong. As I rip off

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It came to my attention a few months ago, but I wanted to point it out here before the second half of Season 6 started
Because when it does, Twilight will have been an Alicorn for longer than she's been a Unicorn, in terms of episodes. (In terms of time passed, she already has, and if you count the movies as episodes, she already has)
And forgive me for being a negative nancy, but something about that just seems wrong to me.

So it's my birthday tomorrow and I am currently panicking but hey, my friends are acknowledging it this year, so at least it's better this year. It's also Labor Day on Monday, but I'll be saying my thank you today.

So school started and everything started and please do not expect anything from me anytime soon, because I have quite literally no time at all. I probably won't be on during the week very much either, so sorry about that.

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Saw this on Equestria Daily. New map, yay! Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy...?
No, not yay.

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I tell you what, at times, just finding the energy to type feels like more than I'm capable of. But damn it, I'm going to try.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

Life has been a little overwhelming lately, in both good and bad ways. On the awesome side, I'm now officially a published author! On the scary side, someone tried to kill my next-door neighbor last night!

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Pony Paradise
Lyrics by Super Trampoline based on lyrics by Coolio and Stevie Wonder

Verse 1
As I trot through the tunnels buried deep in the hive
I take a look at my life and how I’m barely alive
That’s a commonality in this forsaken land
We can’t feed, we can’t fly, heck we barely can stand

Yeah the Queen says we’re fine, says our break’s almost here,
But she speaks only lies; it’s the truth that I fear

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