Short and simple, starts a little slow, enjoy!

Sadly, there weren't enough correct emoticons for this, so you must sit through my mediocre art for an even more mediocre joke.

not that anyone reads my blogs as they're mostly just one or two sentences but that's ok. I have a few things in mind that i want to eventually ponify. This is where I'll name them:

1. Black Butler
2. Darkest Night
3. The Bright Sessions
4. The Black Tapes
5. Welcome to Nightvale
6. Future Diary
7. What's the Frequency?
8. S-Town
9. Mabel
10. A complete redo of Deadly Manners but under a different name with a slightly different plot

Read More

🎶For the twelfth pizza order, the toppings I will need...🎶

🍕Twelve Pepperonis🍕
🌶Eleven Jalapeños🌶
🧄Ten Cloves Of Garlic🧄
🔶Nine Yellow Peppers🔶
🧅Eight Onion Slices🧅
🍍Seven Chopped Pineapples🍍
🌭Six Balls Of Sausage🌭
🐟Five Anchovieeees~🐟
🥓Four Bacon Bits🥓
🍄Three Mushrooms🍄
⚫️Two Black Olives⚫️
🧀And A Dash Of Some Parmesan Cheeeeese~🧀

If you haven't been keeping up with Fan/fic/ Theater 3K15, here's the flow: a multi-parter we've been doing over the last

Read More

So I wanted to share some of my fave MLP songs and fan made ones I've come across over the years.

First on my list is Bad Seed. Arguably one of the best made songs in the series in my opinion, this song has a very old fashion Scooby Doo feel to it, and let's face it Babs is adorable, just not as much as Silver Spoon!

Read More

Several times, I’ve frequently considered doing a fanfic that parodies this movie, particularly as a dedication to the late Alan Rickman, who played the film’s antagonist, Joe the Pilot Fish.

Read More

“Alrighty, kid. So uh, what did you say your name was?”

The purple-maned unreformed nymph, who had a purple cap on as well as a matching shirt and some shorts, looked up at the stallion behind the counter. She pushed her empty plate away and answered, “It’s nothing, simple; it’s Flutterwings.”

“Alright, Flutterwings. Who did you say you were waiting for?”

Read More

King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 4: King-Sized Cancer

Plot: King Sombra finds out he has a massive tumor growing in his stomach and that he needs to get it treated right away. But when it turns out the cancer can’t be cured, the normally arrogant equine dictator must come to terms with his own mortality and rethink the way he’s been living his life. 

Why This Film Will Cause Cancer:

Read More

King Sombra is the main “protagonist” of the fictional film franchise, King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie. He is an anthropomorphic gray unicorn who originally appeared in the cartoon show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

Appearance:

Read More

Many of you (should) already know about MLP:FML, it made it onto the featured page.
I asked Maniac92 if I could make a YouTube series based off of it, and he said I could!
Voice Rules:
-If you don't know what a character sounds like, or think they should have a different voice then canon, ASK ME.
-Follow the rule!
Anyways, if you can help, PM me.

Read More

This is a rap parody for entertainment purposes. Ten-year-old fillies should not say cuss words. They also shouldn’t take over Equestria. Both things are pretty bad.

Golly Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Glow, yeah, Golly Gang, ooh

Golly gang, Golly gang, Golly gang, Golly gang

Golly gang, Golly gang, Golly gang (Golly gang!)

Spent ten months in a huge cage

Read More

King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 11: Sombra Size Me! is a low-budget animated film and the 11th installment (yes, the 11th film) in the franchise. 

Read More

This time, it's a Brony-ized version of the infamous contract. Fifty Shades of Neigh doesn't include one, and obviously it needed to exist, so . . .

I wrote it.

*Another day, and another attempt by the Caribou Empire to impose their rule onto Equestria... While Shepherd and Discord are playing a board game*

Discord: Roll for initiative!

Shepherd: That's not how the rules work-

Discord: They do now.

Shepherd: *sighs* Exactly why do I keep playing with you when you're just going to change the rules in mid-game?

Discord: Because you love me... And Fluttershy made me godfather of your child. I have godfather rights!

Read More

Damnit... I think I know what's wrong with Hands. The entire Rover plot just... ARGH! I feel like I've just been extending the story past it's natural end point. I just keep pushing it and pushing it due to fan demand! Now I know how Sir Arthur Conan Doyle felt... I mean, aside from being rich and famous.

So with that in mind, I'm thinking of just excising the whole thing... Unfortunately all that comes to mind are short parodies of other, shitty MLP fics:

For example...

- - - - -

Read More

My first endeavor as UkuBrony, covering a classic by the Needles!
"I Want to Hold Your Hoof": the song that launched the Skittish Invasion!

For more UkuBrony, check out https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCtNXI6GtmQ4aGV9yMOQ4y2w or https://www.facebook.com/UkuBrony/ or reach me at ukubrony@gmail.com

Read More

Damn... I got SO f**ked up!

cards against equestria is an actual thing?

Alright everyone, the gift is finally ready! Sorry it took a few days, the weekend ended up being INSANE and I didn't have time to work on it. It is here now though and ready for viewing! I know I'm not the best singer, but this took a lot of bravery for me to put myself out there and sing this for you guys. I wanted to give you something special though for helping me reach this milestone. Now let's hope we hit that next milestone, 250, a lot faster! Enjoy everypony! :D

Read More