The Dream Stone Turned to Dust... because it actually happened in M&L Dream Team.

Master That You Know
By Sky Blue CMC

A hundred thousand stories
Have filled with dread
All of these little ponies
In what they've read
Secretly waiting for their lives to fade
And with this transformation
Nothing stayed

Now my foes
Are bigger than I know
I'm losing all control
I never thought I'd lose it

Now I know
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh
I'm not the Master that you know
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh

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Manehattan
2nd Lt. Blue Fang
Fang Gang
0950pm

Today, we got orders to assist in a hostage situation. Our plan is to have me, Mantis, Stinger, and Dagger repel down the building and meet up with Hivehunter, Zen, Brokenwing, Mitchell, and Kydra and secure the hostage.

—Blue Fang

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Original by Bo Burnham: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ_Hdg845Pg

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Original Song: Big Iron - Marty Robbins
Inspired by: Gold Gun🎵 - Fimfiction

To the town of Appleloosa, trotted a changeling one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have anything to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared cause a slip
For the changeling there amongst them had a gold iron on his hip
Gold iron on his hip~

It was right in the sunrise when he strolled into the town

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Undefeatable
by Sky Blue CMC

I'm undefeatable
Cause I'm as bad as it gets
I'm undefeatable
Any challenge I'll accept
I'm undefeatable
You haven't seen nothin' yet
I'm undefeatable
I'm undefeatable

When I was a kid
I saved up all my dough
To play the games from Nintendo
My mentor was KoopaKungFu
And my gaming was a bust

When I was a kid
I played as Mario
Kicked Bowser out of Delfino
And then I found the Castle Town
With Beanbeans in the club

When I was a kid

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I can't think of lyrics but I'm calling it Dimentio.

Emeralds
by Sky Blue CMC

There were days
When each hour
Was a war I fought to survive

There were nights
Full of monsters
And I dreaded trying to fight

There were mines
That burst open
With a darkness that sucked all the light

But the mine took a spark
Like a torch in the dark
And the fire showed me the mine

{Pre-Chorus}
So I'm gaining my fame in the coal mines
Cause there's no other way we can start to shine

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I wanna post them somewhere other than just my blog. Don't say The Shameless Self Promotion Bureau, as I'm already in that.

Original Song: Karma - The Black Eyed Peas

Yeah, yeah
Watch out

Ain't no running from
Akula, and no running
Ain't no running from
Akula, and no running
Ain't no running from
Akula and no running
Ain't no running from
Akula, and no running

[Danger Dean]
He's the caboose of the wrong doings you produce
The wild tail of the hurricane running loose
You tie the noose, he kicks the chair

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Lyrics and vocals by me, shitty as they are

Turn on CC for lyrics.

Do you have any parody fic ideas? As in stories intentionally badly written or mocking another story. I ask (as you very well know) since most of my stories are parody fics.

I'm not sure about parody fics of my own stories since I already done that before.

Undefeatable, by Sky Blue CMC

I'm undefeatable,
And I'm as bad as it gets,
I'm undefeatable,
Any challenge I'll accept,
I'm undefeatable,
You haven't seen nothing yet,
I'm undefeatable,
I'm undefeatable!

I can't think of the rest of it, though.

Zephyr Breeze was focused on one of the many games he had installed on his laptop, sitting on the sofa with a can of soda at his side.

The worst character ever is given the worst introduction. Not like the introduction is bad, but what he’s doing is bad.

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*giggle* just got a sudden idea for a paradoy of "Handclap" by Fitz and The Tantrums.

... now the only trouble... re-writing the lyrics without breaking the rytheme.

A parody of Angels called Strangers, and...

...a parody of Strangers called Angels.

I don't have lyrics.

Ponyville, Equestria
3 days ago...

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The egg hatchery. The coldest, darkest, and sometimes even most depressing part of the Hive.

Doesn’t sound like a good place for eggs.

Sin Count: 1

The small eggs were protected from the bad conditions by special silk webbing.

So I guess you want me to remove that last sin, well, I’m adding another because what that system fails? What’ll they do then?

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Parody I guess...

There is only one thing,
This kind of damage can bring,
Crystal's Supernova am I right?
And look this giftwrap too,
It's an important clue,
It's from my present to Mario tonight!

Mario disappears,
Crystal Star steps in,
He must be working to protect him!
My only explanation,
My speculation,
Is that some supervillain is after Mr M!

It's a good thing I'm here,
I'll protect him without fear,
The plumber I secretly love!
And with all of my light,

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