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Dec
16th
2021

12 Days Of Christmas (Day 4) · 2:26pm Dec 16th, 2021

๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿฆ
๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ”
๐Ÿข๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฆ
and a
๐Ÿฆ in a ๐Ÿ ๐ŸŒณ

Apr
1st
2022

Iโ€™ve Come to Realizeโ€ฆ · 11:31am Apr 1st, 2022

Iโ€™m not particularly happy about it, but I have come to realize that I may not be trans after all. She/her doesnโ€™t give me that rush of euphoria anymore. I think I may have outgrown it, if only Christian grade school hadnโ€™t taught me about that darned โ€˜gender being a social constructโ€™ nonsense.

Detransitioners are so rare, but you know, every teen trans person has to be one. Themโ€™s the rules. It must be all that damn transgender media that clearly exists.

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Jun
7th
2015

RIIIISE FROM YOUR GRAAAAVES! · 6:34am Jun 7th, 2015

Though, instead of his daughter, he's commanding me - and a few others - to carry on with that one true, great, ancient art.

Riffing!

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Nov
10th
2016

Puns. (GROAN) ALT TItle: What I do instead of studying or working on a story... · 3:22pm Nov 10th, 2016

I bet Sunset likes her eggsโ€ฆ.


SUNNY-SIDE UP!!!


Haha.LOL.
Iโ€™m a horrible human being.

Nov
12th
2017

Things I hear at the dinner table · 2:35am Nov 12th, 2017

So, my dad was asking my mom if she wanted to go to the gym down the road from our house tonight, but she said she wanted to watch a movie.

Except no argument happens. Communist jokes do, though.

(My family and I speak a mix of Cantonese, English, and Mandarin as our household vernacular, so this is partially translated.)

My dad: "I used to go to the gym back in Vietnam."

My mom: "Really? When I met you, you were pretty skinny!"

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Jul
1st
2020

Just horsejoke · 12:18am Jul 1st, 2020

AS found by "Dangerous minds" facebook group. You might also want to check WTF Art Lab

Awfully re-compressed jpeg (jpeg is loosy compression scheme, but smaller, .png and some versions of webP and heif are lossless and smaller, but not everyone can create/see them)

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Nov
29th
2019

Crowd Sourcing: What might Poison Joke do to Trixie? · 1:11am Nov 29th, 2019


Trixie's Threeway Trouble is about to reach the Bridle Gossip episode. Now what? :rainbowderp:

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Apr
3rd
2024

War - FimFetch List · 6:13pm April 3rd

I'm sure some of you have heard about this already, but the owner of FimFetch has decided to release a list of people who are/have/might again write/draw/rp/etc foalcon content. You can find the list linked in this thread. This person started removing foalcon stories from the FimFetch Archive months ago and now has gone too far, basically declaring war on

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Apr
21st
2016

Albanian Jokes · 12:57am Apr 21st, 2016

So a few months ago, my friend (and follower) Decebalus messaged me over Steam, telling me how he was interested in learning to speak Esperanto. (I wholeheartedly support this decision!) One thing led to another (as Internet conversations typically go), and he brought up some jokes about the Albanian military.

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Jul
16th
2016

Has a good reputation around the block. · 1:28am Jul 16th, 2016

"Fetish Fuel, keep an eye on the children for us, will ya?"

Sep
6th
2017

7DSJ Status Update · 5:28pm Sep 6th, 2017

So, we WERE originally trying to get the next part of 7DSJ done for tomorrow, as the 8th is the anniversary for when Book IV started about 2 years ago, but Shin's been busy with boring ass paperwork as part of his job (and the 12th is reportedly shot because of something called 'Destiny 2' which I'm guessing is maybe the next World of Warcraft expansion or something? lol jk don'tkillmepleaseI'mstillunemployed).

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Apr
8th
2021

Short Hand: Obliviousness 2 · 3:29pm Apr 8th, 2021

Shepherd: "Look, I'm not bucking you for free!"

Twilight: "Yes! You need to be properly compensated for 'bucking' us all and giving us foals!"

Shepherd: "I-That's not what I mean-"

Twilight: "How much should you be compensated for? How much-"

Luna: "I will pay him very well! MINE CONSORT SHOULD BE WELL PAID!"

Shepherd: "I'm not your-"

Twilight: "Yes! He's my consort! Not yours!"

Shepherd: "When did we decide this?!"

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Apr
4th
2017

New Group! · 12:01am Apr 4th, 2017

It's called "Paper MLP: The Thousand-Year Horse" and the name should speak for itself: A TTYD fan group. The best Paper Mario game, hooves down!

Story tagged because of Paper Mario references in it.

Mar
20th
2017

Cranberry Thicket · 3:51am Mar 20th, 2017

It starts with "cr" and ends with "icket" therefore it must be Hooktail's weakness!

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Sep
21st
2022

Bad pony jokes · 2:05pm Sep 21st, 2022

Fluttershy walks into a bar.

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Dec
13th
2021

12 Days of Christmas (Day 1) · 3:31pm Dec 13th, 2021

๐Ÿฆ in a ๐Ÿ ๐ŸŒณ

Oct
17th
2022

A perfectly timed in-joke! · 12:42pm Oct 17th, 2022

Hohoho, yes, this is the perfect time to whip this bad boy out. My one chance to show you all my self-made meme... Be purview to my mind in this mad creation of mine!

The Corona Bull.

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Dec
15th
2021

12 Days of Christmas (Day 3) · 2:56pm Dec 15th, 2021

๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ”
๐Ÿข๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฆ
and a
๐Ÿฆ in a ๐Ÿ ๐ŸŒณ

Feb
25th
2022

Starscream walked into a bar... · 5:47pm Feb 25th, 2022

...and met his cousins!





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Oct
30th
2015

Uh, What About Six-Layer BEEEEAN Dip? · 2:39am Oct 30th, 2015

Note to self: If I ever get sucked into Equestria, I am not standing downwind of Granny Smith on Hearth's Warming.

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