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Andrew Joshua Talon


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Apr
8th
2021

Short Hand: Obliviousness 2 · 3:29pm Apr 8th, 2021

Shepherd: "Look, I'm not bucking you for free!"

Twilight: "Yes! You need to be properly compensated for 'bucking' us all and giving us foals!"

Shepherd: "I-That's not what I mean-"

Twilight: "How much should you be compensated for? How much-"

Luna: "I will pay him very well! MINE CONSORT SHOULD BE WELL PAID!"

Shepherd: "I'm not your-"

Twilight: "Yes! He's my consort! Not yours!"

Shepherd: "When did we decide this?!"

Luna: "I'd pay him twice as well as you would, and I'd give him ten times as much pleasure!"

Twilight: "I'LL PAY TRIPLE AND THIRTY TIMES THE PLEASURE AND FIVE FOALS!"

Shepherd: "COME ON! This is just like the Charity Ball!"

Pinkie: "The firefighters were really nice!"

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