Short Hand: Obliviousness 2 · 3:29pm Apr 8th, 2021
Shepherd: "Look, I'm not bucking you for free!"
Twilight: "Yes! You need to be properly compensated for 'bucking' us all and giving us foals!"
Shepherd: "I-That's not what I mean-"
Twilight: "How much should you be compensated for? How much-"
Luna: "I will pay him very well! MINE CONSORT SHOULD BE WELL PAID!"
Shepherd: "I'm not your-"
Twilight: "Yes! He's my consort! Not yours!"
Shepherd: "When did we decide this?!"
Luna: "I'd pay him twice as well as you would, and I'd give him ten times as much pleasure!"
Twilight: "I'LL PAY TRIPLE AND THIRTY TIMES THE PLEASURE AND FIVE FOALS!"
Shepherd: "COME ON! This is just like the Charity Ball!"
Pinkie: "The firefighters were really nice!"
XDDDD
Oh lord
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