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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Jul
16th
2016

Has a good reputation around the block. · 1:28am Jul 16th, 2016

"Fetish Fuel, keep an eye on the children for us, will ya?"

Comments ( 7 )

I wish you could favourite blog posts.

That is so bad! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

This will end well. :eeyup:

I am totally being scarcastic here

All these one-liners are superb... Although I slightly prefer longer jokes that build up to a punchline.

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