Has a good reputation around the block. · 1:28am Jul 16th, 2016
"Fetish Fuel, keep an eye on the children for us, will ya?"
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
"Fetish Fuel, keep an eye on the children for us, will ya?"
I wish you could favourite blog posts.
That is so bad!
This will end well.
I am totally being scarcastic here
sigh
All these one-liners are superb... Although I slightly prefer longer jokes that build up to a punchline.
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You can use this thing