Albanian Jokes

So a few months ago, my friend (and follower) Decebalus messaged me over Steam, telling me how he was interested in learning to speak Esperanto. (I wholeheartedly support this decision!) One thing led to another (as Internet conversations typically go), and he brought up some jokes about the Albanian military. The following are copied and pasted from the chat logs (here, I am Mysafir, and Decebalus is Horia):

7:25 PM - Horia: that reminds me
7:25 PM - Horia: i just remembered a joke about albanians from romania
7:25 PM - Horia: why did the albanians lose the war?
7:26 PM - Mysafir: ?
7:25 PM - Horia: their archer was sick
7:26 PM - Mysafir: I don't get it.
7:26 PM - Horia: its saying albania's modern army consists of one single archer
7:27 PM - Mysafir: BWAHAHAHAHA
7:26 PM - Horia: there's also two others
7:26 PM - Horia: how do you stop an albanian tank?
7:27 PM - Mysafir: Sneeze?
7:26 PM - Horia: the joke was shoot the one pushing it
7:27 PM - Horia: but i like that one too
7:27 PM - Horia: why does the albanian submarine keep submerging and coming back up every 2 minutes
7:28 PM - Mysafir: They ran out of duct tape.
7:27 PM - Horia: that one is funnier than the one i know
7:28 PM - Horia: the people rowing need to breath
7:29 PM - Mysafir: Wow. One-upping the original-- I'll never forget this moment.

I'll definitely go to Tartarus for laughing at those. Maybe that's where I'll meet Thorn in Canto VIII.

Good night, and good luck.

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[Bolshevik Skeleton]

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