This Author's Note got pretty long, so I thought it was best to put it in a Blog Post. As you can see, there is a lot.

Ponice Document
CC = Canterlot Calendar. This calendar began after the capitol of Equestria was moved from The Castle of the Two Sisters to Canterlot.
F = female
M = male
NP = nature-pony**
P = pegasus

Kiger is a breed of mustang whose coats fade to black around their lower-legs down to their hooves.

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Sorry this took so long. My laptop has been acting up all day, plus I had a lot of work to do in cold with metal, so my hands are kind of bloody. Anyway...........To celebrate Heart n Hooves Day, I have gathered up all my ships into one giantic blog. Beware, this will be very big.

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"Look at your young men fighting
Look at your women crying
Look at your young men dying
The way they've always done before

Look at the hate we're breeding
Look at the fear we're feeding
Look at the lives we're leading
The way we've always done before

My hands are tied
The billions shift from side to side
And the wars go on with brainwashed pride
For the love of God and our human rights

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I know.

I know, I know.

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Ever have trouble finding pseudoephedrine because of pesky government restrictions on buying America's favorite nasal decongestant due to stupid meth-heads trying to synthesize meth from it?

So were the authors of this paper, who came up with an entirely reasonable and rational approach to solving the problem:

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Here's another scene that I have in mind for the sequel of A Sweetie Dreamland and that I hope to place somewhere. The idea was just so surealist that I just had to do it. Enjoy!

"You mean that YOU actually almost managed to conquer your whole universe?" asked Wolf. "By the way, I fold."

"Yes. Twice." Bowser eyed him. "Why are you so surprised?"

"Because you act like an idiot most of the times," laughed Hades.

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Which Third Are You?

Personally, I'd place myself within the last third in this scenario. Some things are simply of no real importance to me, thus I see no real reason to become involved.

Florida just banned puberty blockers, cross-sex hormones, and sex reassignment surgery for minors

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anyway i came up with a fanfic idea

and half of a story as well

all i'll say abt it is it doesn't end well and damn the hanahaki curse >:[

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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The great SPANIARD KIWI has gone ahead and translated some of my shorter works into Spanish. Anyone who prefers to read like that or knows anyone who would, be sure to spread these around!

Physiology of Equus Alicornyus: https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/La-fisiologia-del-equus-alicornyus-937900145

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Dexter's Laboratory: Ego Trip (1999) - 7/10
The Powerpuff Girls Movie (2002) - 9/10
Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation: Z.E.R.O. (2006) - 9/10
Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show (2009) - 8/10
Regular Show: The Movie (2015) - 8/10
Steven Universe: The Movie (2019) - 10/10
We Bare Bears: The Movie (2020) - 6/10

You may have noticed I've changed my profile picture, there isn't really a deeper reason for this than the fact that "I wanted a cooler one," so I tried making one. I'm thinking I'll make another one someday; I'm not a big fan of the fact that my avatar is humanoid. I feel a little pressure whenever I see all the anthromorphs in every comments section, and I here I am with a curious mask-face and and a body made for two legs (not that you can really see any of that). I realized the

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I had an hour this morning before work to do some writing. I could get something done in that small space of time, yeah. Then my stomach had to go and get nauseated so I can't even get breakfast down, let alone write. Yeah, thanks stomach for that. Thanks a heap.

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