Can somepony write a Discord parody about Bowser? That is all.

so I had a thought: what if bowser was actually a dragon pretending to be a Koopa or something, and the shell is just some sort of armor that is hiding his wings and so on

and then I had another thought, well bowser would be kinda hot I guess

and then I made another blank placeholder story, just in case I'd ever bother writing about it

and then I wrote 3,300 words of poor Tinker getting plowed by big horny nintendo not-really-a-dragon

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I know people are gonna hate me for saying this, but I was kinda left thinking to myself, “That’s it?” upon finally beating the game. Ah well, it was all better than I actually thought it would be, honestly.

Also, I just realized that people already made this as a meme/reaction image:

This may not be MLP related or anything.

But can we just agree that Bowser is best daddy in the world?

Starting Class: King
Inventory: Obolochka (Bowser only Axe)
Personal Skill: Furious Tyrant (Deal 5 damage to enemy after any kind of combat)
Base Stats:*
[HP - 28] [Str - 15] [Mag - 2] [Def - 14] [Res - 11] [Lck - 7] [Skl - 9] [Spd - 2]
Stat Growths:

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Hello everypony! GB here with a quick update about what I'm going to be doing for the next couple of months.

I have decided to branch out a bit and write a Pokémon fanfic that I've been wanting to tackle for a long while. As I generally only work on one project at a time, that means there'll unfortunately be no new pony fics until it's done.

If you're a Pokémon fan, though, perhaps you'd like to read it? Details below!

Synopsis:

The Thunder Clan

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I was thinking about Odyssey and a question came to my mind.....

What if the Peach Bowser kidnapped and forced to marry him was actually a changeling who took her place?

We have made it, my friends! One-hundred-and-fifty of you (one-hundred-and-fifty-one, now) have followed me! You guys all deserve my utmost compliments for cherishing my stories enough to watch patiently for more! Thanks a bundle!

If only my characters had backstories and stuff like these ones.

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Hey all, long time no chat once again. Making this here post to reflect my feelings on a certain lovely little game you may have heard of called Super Mario Odyssey.

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Here's another scene that I have in mind for the sequel of A Sweetie Dreamland and that I hope to place somewhere. The idea was just so surealist that I just had to do it. Enjoy!

"You mean that YOU actually almost managed to conquer your whole universe?" asked Wolf. "By the way, I fold."

"Yes. Twice." Bowser eyed him. "Why are you so surprised?"

"Because you act like an idiot most of the times," laughed Hades.

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