A new Discord parody?

Can somepony write a Discord parody about Bowser? That is all.

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[Sky Blue CMC]

Nevermind I did it myself

I'm not a fan of princess raids
This game is overplayed
And you call yourself the Koopa King

Something terrible is going down
Throughout all of Toad Town
Breathing fire on some mushroom things

I had to fight you
Over 9000 times
Why don't you die
You great big ball of sliiiiiiiime

Bowser
You wanna rule the world
But you can't stop kidnapping some pink Princess Peachy girl
Bowser
Whatever did I do
To make you take my Peach awaaaaaaay

Bowser
Your battles are a joke
You always get beat up by me, an ostaf plumber bloke
Bowser
I won't take it anymore
So take your kidnapping awaaaaaaay

Bowseeeerrrr
(Bowseeeerrrr)

I'm fine with being Mario
But you have got to go
Somewhere far away and leave this place
You're never going to beat me
'Cause I'm a third-degree
Burner; Fire Flower to the face

I had to fight you
Over 9000 times
Why don't you die
You great big ball of sliiiiiiiime

Bowser
You wanna rule the world
But you can't stop kidnapping some pink Princess Peachy girl
Bowser
Whatever did I do
To make you take my Peach awaaaaaaay

Bowser
Your battles are a joke
You always get beat up by me, an ostaf plumber bloke
Bowser
I won't take it anymore
So take your kidnapping awaaaaaaay

Bowseeeerrrr
(Bowseeeerrrr)