For starters, it's my birthday today, and it seems I've already received a nice gift:

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Go home fimfic, you're fucking drunk.

Last fic got Featured? This one gets to the top of the site within hours of publishing.

I'll take it. Too bad I don't have any beer on me, because this would be a good time to celebrate!

Holy balls!
The second story in five years, were going up in the world!
(Not really, but it's still great. I never thought it would ever happen again.)

Welp, time to get back to mopping the library with renewed vigor.

EDIT: Aaaaand it survived there for about an hour lol. Still counts, though!

I got 100 followers!

And not only that but TTNSABONRBPASUFTSOLM got featured. Though it would have been nice if it was still featured when I was awake so I can screenshot it but beggars can't be choosers.

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My new story, S.M.I.L.E. and Bear It was featured today!

It’s my first feature, and I couldn’t be happier! Double thanks go out to CoffeeMinion for editing and making sure the quality was up there!

And thank you to everypony who upvoted and favorited it!

In less then a day, look what's happened!

We made it to the feature page!

I just don't even know what reality is anymore!

Seriously, guys. Thank you all, this is huge.

So shortly before I posted the last chapter, I saw Shadow of Rage had made the featured box!

Too bad my Screenshot didn't save properly, but seriously, go send Timeless some congratulations! He deserves it!

His profile so you can go check out his stories, leave him some comments!

Hark! It’s a double feature!

As a special kind of rarity (hurr hurr), it’s the only double feature that doesn’t feature twins. Heck, these two ponies aren’t even closely related (distant relation may be possible, though). Their only connection is that of knowing the same pony, Flora Peace.

The birthday boy, Tomato Sandwich, is Flora’s friend; the birthday girl, Willow, is Flora’s five- or six-year-old sister. In case you’re wondering, her picture is of her adult self.

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So, I log on after having been gone all day, and I see this:

I'm not gonna lie, when I first saw that wave of red across the top of the screen, it scared the hell of out me. I was like, "What maniac just spammed over 100 comments on my story!? Leave me alone!"

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At last, we have made it to the Pega-Sibs! After going over their parents and the other three members of my main group (Tomato, Flora, Bluejinx), we finally reach Cirrus and Nimbus. Note that these two are actually the oldest of the group, being three and a half months ahead of Bluejinx.

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One of my stories finally got featured! I'm really happy!

My word.

I look around and what do I see?

Just about every few steps is a "Sex" story, four out of the ten featured stories are just sex bait.

40% of our front site belongs to well smut, I know each and everyone of us, has the right to write whatever we want.

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https://www.equestriadaily.com/2019/08/fanfiction-set-sail.html

We made it! You guys rock, you know that?

New chapter drops this week, probably.

I got Featured again! So much joy!

Welp, I know what I must do.

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! XD
Thanks for the feature!

...I'm kinda speechless right now, in a good way. I didn't think this would be the story to get there first, but it's thrilling, regardless!

Here are the 24 hour statistics for 'For Cranky'
Views: 1459
Likes: 229
Dislikes: 5
Ratio: 97.82% Liked
VTL Percentage: 15.7%
Tracked by: 161 Users
Favorites: 149
Favorites Catalyzed: 8
Followers Catalyzed: 12
Comments: 51 (most of which were me )

Duration featured: 8:00 PM June 14 - ongoing

General thoughts:
Obligatory: HOH MAH GAWD IT GOT FEATURED!!1!11!one!!1!! I was freaking out for the better part of yesterday (the ploungers know this through experience)

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Ok so none of my stories have gotten in the featured box. The reason why is that I can't crack the secret code they use. What secret code? Obviously there is a secret to get in the featured box. Hell that's how Rainbow Bob, Pen Stroke and Cold In Gardez (why did he choose that name?) get in the featured box they know the secret code but we can't interrogate them they'll never tell.
This is me trying to get a story in the featured box:

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