I don't know what time this is gonna go live: I'm about 45 minutes away from heading out to work, and I theoretically get done at 11 pm and it's theoretically a forty minute drive home . . . .

Of course, given that I'm coming to you from the internet, practically no matter what time I post this, some of y'all are going to have already celebrated the new year, and some of you won't have.

So Happy New Year's, everypony!

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warning: this one's more of a bummer than the Aggretsuko video and delves into detailed talks of mental health trauma. Once again, though, it ends on a silver lining, and I wouldn't link this if it weren't useful.

Hello fellow readers and enjoyers of my carnal tales.

I guess my blog post will lump in with the rest of the retirement blogs so I don't particularly feel that I have to go into deep details about my decision.

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"Is…Is that…?" she whispered in disbelief.

"That it is, Roxy," Taka replied as he stepped into her field of vision, "The edge of the forest."

It was right there. It was right there! It would take her little more than a minute or two to reach it. She couldn't believe it. It had to be some weird forest-mirage. Could it really be that her home, her own world, was just beyond that old gate?

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Roxy found herself reflecting on the incredible journey she had gone through. Once her Poké Ball had deposited her in that forest, she had thought her life was over forever. It had felt like all but her beating heart had been taken away from her all at once, never to return. A brief spark of hope was all that had remained, and that had been the only thing that kept her safe from the predators.

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Hi y'all^^ Over here is already January 1st, 2021, sooo to a lot of you I'm speaking from the future

Anyway, I just wanted to wish all of you a Happy New Year^^ Let as all hope that it will be better than the previous one for a change.

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Hope you all have a safe and wonderful holiday. I would like to share with you a playlist of original holiday songs from two of my favourite holiday albums, And Winter Came... by Enya and Midwinter Graces by Tori Amos.

Dreams Are More Precious

Last Time by Moonlight

My! My! Time Flies!

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Alright people i can't attend the last brony con. but never the less I wish everyone to have a blast and keep on ponying. This sucks major balls that not only is this the last one but I dont get to see everyone. I hope this information I'm getting is wrong. Fuck I wish I could make this blog more interesting but I'm still in shock of the news. My last message to y'all that get to go for the last time. Better party fucking hard make it the best event you ever get to witness and stay

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Apparently my newest story "Prepared for her return" made it into the feature box. Words can't even express how happy I feel right now. And of course the most important thing, a huge
Thank you!
to everyone who liked my story and helped to make this happen. Especially considering this was just a random idea I put into words.

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We decided to change the way the JCP (Jesse Coffey Productions) logo is presented for this month. In this variation, our normal white lines are up against a blood red circle - they also have some markings on them which we decided to keep because we wanted our avatar for the month to capture a creepy and slightly unseemly appearance. So here it is.

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So long, 2021.

You may have been slightly better than last year, but in light of you being petty enough to take Betty White before her 100th birthday at the last minute, I offer you my sincerest "fuck you in the ass".

Firstly, happy Halloween! _{the best holiday in my personal opinion}

If you didn't catch it, Stardust got a secret unplanned Midnight update. I hadn't planned to release one this month, but realized I had most of the chapter framed out and set up, so decided to take a break from my other main project and give it some attention. November should see another chapter release if all goes well.

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It's from a book called The Happiness Project written by Gretchen Rubin and it says:
"What's fun for other people may not be fun for you, and vice versa"

This is a manifesto that I agree with 100% and most people forget all the time. With that being said, I would like to share with you a list of things that are fun for others but not for me:

1) Crazy and wild parties

2) Drugs and alcohol

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Happy holidays everypony!

It's been one heck of a year, but I'd like to think things went pretty well for me.

For one, I started writing, which has been a blast from start to finish.

Second, I joined Q&S and met all the wonderful people that are a part of it. Including people like Sunlight and applezombi.

In review, my year has been great.

In addition to that, I always have a story to simp.

EHearth’s Warming Trepidations

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Slice of Life

Dinky invites Lily Longsocks, her new fillyfriend, to celebrate Hearth's Warming with her family and friends. She just needs to tell Derpy that the two of them are more than just friends.

• Derpy
• Other
• Dinky Hooves

Admiral Biscuit · 5.6k words  ·  136  7 · 1.5k views

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I had a lot of fun for my birthday (April 25th). It involved sugary sweets, well-wishes from family, a visit from my favorite aunt ever, and making burgers with mom. I also enjoyed some Sea of Thieves (without sinking this time!). I got to help a new player with a session that, let's just say, involved the ever-present threat of explosions.

All in all, it was a good day.

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Hi guys, my birthday today!

"AHHHHHH!"

It's 21st, so...please give me some healthy, cosher adulting tips in the comment section because I don't know how to do this "adult" thing since I still have the mind of a kid, LOL.

Anyway, birthday wishes are welcome, and I think you guys should also treat yourselves by telling me about your favorite birthday(s) and I'll tell you a few of mine (since all my birthdays are favorites). :)

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Well, 2023 was kind of a bust, wasn't it? Not necessarily awful, but not particularly good either. Oh well, at least I got some writing done and played some games. Also started up the brand new sequel story I've been wanting to do for a while! Dunno how long I'll take to finish it, but we'll find out when we actually get to that point. Otherwise, here's hoping this year will be better all around compared to last.

Hi guys, tomorrow is my birthday!

"AHHHHHH!"

It's my 21st, so...please give me some healthy, cosher adulting tips in the comment section because I don't know how to do this "adult" thing since I still have the mind of a kid, LOL.

Anyway, birthday wishes are welcome, and I think you guys should also treat yourselves by telling me about your favorite birthday(s) and I'll tell you a few of mine (since all my birthdays are favorites). :)

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