The rare traditions of the birb pones...

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Lyrics

Open water
Where's the shore gone?
Held, I falter
Open water

I know, the sea
Will bury me
And all I see is
Open water

Open water
Open water

Open water
Where's the shore gone?
Held, I falter
Open water

My love
For we
No use for
Screamin' here
I'll drown with open water

Open water
Open water

Open water
Where's the shore gone?
Held, I falter
Open water

I know the sea
Is all

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Those who’ve been around long enough know that once I did a casting call for Tangled Up in Blues because I wanted to finally give that story an audio reading after a decade.

However, nobody’s replied in three years, so I did it myself.

Keep in mind that this is rough and that this is unedited just to see if I should actually pursue this thing. I will record and edit some more if people like it.

Friendly reminder before we begin: Next week will see the hour-long EqG special “Forgotten Friendship” airing that Saturday at noon EST, with a card/review blog to match.

But before we deal with what may be the most depressing swimsuit episode of any intellectual property, let’s look at just why the Mane Six are some the scariest ponies in Equestria.

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YouTube bad captions, I guess

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I'm trying to be like a camel that drinks a fuckton of water at night so I can stay hydrated throughout the day. It's pretty good because I don't have enough time between classes to pee but it sucks since I'm such a pee bomb at night. Lol when I write fuckton it tries to autocorrect to fuckboy. If it weren't for beloved I'd probably never try this and I'd be a flaky desert

Hello everyone and welcome back to the Question of the Week.

This week, the question is: If you were to go to an aquarium with one of your friends, what fish/sea creature would you be the most excited to see/show your friend?

I hope you all had a wonderful holiday and that you all have a great new year. Until next time, have a wonderful day.

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it's quite addicting, especially in it's solid form

18 chapters of Bad Company
2 one-shots
1 chapter to Xenophobia (next one is being written but slowly)

I'm having a good time writing, it's not the old forcing myself to write problem I had because now I write to unwind from work and just feel better in general.

I still have things under wraps and with the end of Bad Company closing in I'm considering bringing others of my old stories alive. Those include, but are not for certain:

Thicker Than Water
One Hundred Ways
Ha! Nope!

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In Define “Evil”, Flopsy Mopsy fights her past and discovers that Princess Celestia has taken an interest in her. Pretty soon everypony may know she isn’t normal, something pretty much everypony can agree upon... At the half-way point of the story, read chapter eight of:

EKnight of Equestria III: Pizzicato and Changelings

• MLP: FiM
• MLP: Movie
• Adventure
• Drama

Vinyl Scratch lands a gig for DJ Flopsy Mopsy: the public party for the royal Canterlot Wedding—in a stadium-sized venue! Handling this taxes her fledgling abilities, but, when she thinks she owns all the hooves, all Tartarus beaks loose.

• Celestia
• DJ P0N-3
• Octavia
• Coloratura
• Songbird Serenade

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The latest post (today 8/8 at 10:08 PM PDT), 08 — Doctoring, is a small but significant chapter that fills in interesting things new readers may be unfamiliar with, and brings back a kindly character from an earlier novel. Good afternoon Australia, New Zealand, Hong Kong and English readers in Asia! The next chapter is going to be split in three because it is enormous, and

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The latest post (today 8/10 at 2:13 PM PDT), is the last part of the chapter It Happened on a Warm Autumn Night. It's not an ending but the beginning of a very complex tale of deception, friendship, and romance that happens when one pony finally opens her heart.

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I...haven't written anything sensual since my FanFiction dot net days, and I gotta say...I think I'm doing it horribly at it despite a dear friend of mine's attempt at helping me to clear the rust from my lewd mind I'VE FAILED YOU, MY DEAREST FRIEND!!! *Sigh* But that'll have to wait until later. Been up since early morning, going on less than two hours sleep and it's past 0300 atm. Think I'll turn in for the night. Then back to writing the naughtehs.

Mel Waters lived in a town which was home to a strange, bottomless pit. The local people would throw their garbage in it (and had been doing so for more than fifty years), but no one ever heard the garbage hitting the bottom of it. Mel eventually came in possession of the land where the hole was located. He did a bunch of tests on it to see if he could find out how deep the hole was. But no matter how many tests he ran, he could never figure out how deep the hole was. The story gets strange

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I was wrong about the starting post date for It Happened on a Warm Autumn Night. Tomorrow, Monday, since it is already saved on site, waiting for me to press the Publish button.

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