It’s been a good week for random news stories about ungulates that could be the plot of a fic, or even an episode of the show…

Cow walks on wild side with Polish bison

12 camels disqualified from Saudi Arabian beauty contest after Botox used 'to make them prettier'

I'm trying to be like a camel that drinks a fuckton of water at night so I can stay hydrated throughout the day. It's pretty good because I don't have enough time between classes to pee but it sucks since I'm such a pee bomb at night. Lol when I write fuckton it tries to autocorrect to fuckboy. If it weren't for beloved I'd probably never try this and I'd be a flaky desert

Oceans away from the coasts of Equestria lied a desolate land of sand and sun, where nothing stood except for a gleaming bronze tower of cogs and gears. It was an imposing landmark, casting a long shadow over the sands while its tangerine armor glistens under Celestia's light. Nothing much was known about this peculiar tower, which made the trip all more exciting for the world renowned Daring Do.

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