Heya folks! This will be a quick blog, more rapid update outta necessity than witty commentary, so i'll cut straight to the chase. I've got good and bad news. The good, in my opinion, outweight the bad! But you be the judge:
The Good
Heya folks! This will be a quick blog, more rapid update outta necessity than witty commentary, so i'll cut straight to the chase. I've got good and bad news. The good, in my opinion, outweight the bad! But you be the judge:
The Good
Howdy Stranger! This is Hauser, and I've got some news for you.
Y'know, every now and again someone insists on making a blog post about how they've not been watching ponies for a while, but now they're thinking about doing it.
And they make it out to be some kind of... thing. Like whether or not they're watching a children's tv show should matter.
Let me stop you there, folks.
It doesn't.
It's a cartoon. It's a good, fun cartoon, but it's just a goddamned cartoon.
Watch it.
Don't watch it.
Nobody cares.
Howdy y'all!
While you were waiting on updates for other stories, I've gotten some one-shot ideas and wrote one last night. I knew it would be somewhat funny, and I also wrote it partially because somepony in a thread said he needed a good laugh, so I wrote "Discord Goes On Vacation".
What I didn't know wAS THAT IT WOULD GET FEATURED!
WhAt?!
Yep, featured!
and here's an image for proof...?
Hey everyone!
So, a few other authors have been doing a little question/answer thing in regards to writing via their blogs, so I figured I'd hop on board. Read elow if you want to learn more about me and my writing.
Let's do it!
If you want some lighthearted wackiness, I'd really suggest checking out the story below. It's the first full-length story that someone has written based on a story I wrote! The story that inspired this one is Scrambled Serenity which is why I've tagged it after so long. For folks who want to re-read Scrambled Serenity and its canonical sequel, I have revised and cleaned up both. You'll be able to get those in printed form one day. The fan-story is a multi-chapter, so be sure to
I will be at the Bornycon this weekends!
We all know Comic Con is going on there on San Diego and crazy news are happening! First of all the BEST:
Called it mother buckers! I SAID IT! And I'm sooooo happy and excited! Fuck this season finale will be EPIC. But now *cough* lemme stop fangirling and pass the other important news from there:
Tomorrow's episode starts with Rainbow Power and Luna going Nightmare Moon Mode
...someday. With second worst villain: Starlight Glimmer as the warden.
So, finally got the new chapter uploaded this afternoon, as promised. And not two minutes after I do, this happens...
So this is basically a rehash of "A Friend In Deed". Pinkie is obsessed with the diner's 5-star Screech rating, so when a somewhat grouchy customer leaves a 4-star review, Pinkie goes off the rails trying to get that fifth star out of her, which only serves to annoy the lady further.
"Unicorns are for beginnings," he said, "for innocence and purity, for newness. Unicorns are for young girls."
Molly was stroking the unicorn's throat as timidly as though she were blind. She dried her grimy tears on the white mane. "You don't know much about unicorns," she said.”
-- The Last Unicorn, Peter S. Beagle
Before we begin:
>tfw clop is so much easier to write than real fics
Seriously though, I can crank out 1000+ words of clop in one sitting, and take an hour to write one sentence of pretty much anything else. I don't like it.
In a absolutely, completely, %100 unrelated note, there will be a new "story" coming up soon. It's complete cancer, but then, if you're here for anything but the cheapest of smut, you're in the wrong place.
This is a quick recap for people who haven't read The Iron Horse: Everything's Better With Robots! but still want to read "Human After All" or other future works. If you're still reading it, there are massive spoilers after the break, so be warned!
It's here.
New chapters will be posted as they happen.
Buckle up kids, because no one gets off Ms. Dash's Wild Ride.