If you've been missing it or missed it the first time, folks, here's a seasonal treat, just in time for the holidays: A Very Grim Hearth's Warming, Chapter TWO! (And only 364 days later, how about that! )

So for once I got a story chapter up bright and early today - 8:30 a.m. my time and what do I get for it? Only ONE VOTE so far today (and it's nearly 12 HOURS LATER) and guess what? It was a fucking DOWN VOTE *sigh*

Sometimes I feel I can empathize with Sombra's murderous mood.

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So I'm sitting here on election night with this now nearly depleted bottle of Jack Daniels, wondering what the fuck is wrong with my country (yeah, not hard to guess my political persuasion). Just thought I'd mention that I'll do my best not to put a fucking bullet through my head, if for no other reason than that I'd like to actually finish Heart of Loyalty one day, and I consider it quite rude when authors up and die in the middle of incomplete projects. Still, fuck you America. Just...fuck

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Just letting you all know that the next chapter is done, and it's currently being edited and illustrated. It should be out in the next few days! I apologize for the small gap in the update schedule, but I wanted to give people a chance to catch up and also read BINARY, should they choose to do so.

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This is the collection of gifs, images and whatever else I’ve been hoarding on my user page. There were well too many to actually load them all (It works fine for me, just not anyone else unfortunately.) So! I decided to store them somewhere.
Most of these images probably won’t load for you the first, second, third, or thousandth time. Just trust me, there’s roughly a thousand or so gifs/images/whatever else here. So uh.

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After two weeks, I've finally managed to get off my butt and do a review. Also, this post is hella long, so enter at your own risk.

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FamousLastWords made it popular a while back and I'm the peddler of dead memes so I think this meme is plenty dead enough for me to peddle now and I keep almost misspelling peddle as peedle and boy, wouldn't that be awkward.

1. What is your first name?
   Vincent, legally. Or Tonkus if you're going by internet names. Or Techie. Something, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2. How old are you?

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Yup. It's a Displaced story... technically(?)

EHoly Crap it's a Lawnmower in Equestria!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Why do I do this to myself?

• OC
• Main 6

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No dillydallying or explanation this time 'round, let's get right into it.

Badly written on purpose because honestly, I feel like kludging my way through this anyways.

Just like 90% of your other stories?

It's not like I lost a bit of my soul or anything. Right?

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Howdy y'all!

While you were waiting on updates for other stories, I've gotten some one-shot ideas and wrote one last night. I knew it would be somewhat funny, and I also wrote it partially because somepony in a thread said he needed a good laugh, so I wrote "Discord Goes On Vacation".

What I didn't know wAS THAT IT WOULD GET FEATURED!

WhAt?!

Yep, featured!

and here's an image for proof...?

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Yep, it's up! Just posting an official note for everyone. Ladies and gents, I proudly present the pony.exe / The Iron Horse crossover!

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Pickleless: Oh no, it's a Spike episode? I hope it isn't cringy humor, cause it makes me cringy. I also hope that they don't make the changeling shy or whatever like Fluttershy.

>Both those things happen.

Pickleless: Dangit!

>Spike sings

WHY!?!

Okay, again, talking about the finale. Spoilers, etc, here's your one chance to leave.

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I can't believe I've been on this dam site for two whole years.

What the fk.

Well, it only took me just short of 7 years, but yes I finally finished this damn story. It took me so long to finish the thing that I honestly doubt there's anyone left to read this blog, but damn it all I'm happy to have this thing done and there's a lot I want to say about it even if I'm just talking into the void.

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Do you know that feeling when you’ve been doing something the same way all your life, and then you realize that you’ve been doing it wrong all this time. I had that moment when I watched this video:

Don’t think I’m promoting SquattyPotty, though. I think it’s a load of useless crap.

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I noticed a story (it sucks, so I won't link it) with "casino" in the title has a metric crap ton of spammer gambling website comments.

Casino gambling craps poker blackjack roulette online gaming sports book bookie

How many spam bots can I get banned?

I have...

READER'S BLOCK!

A collection of stories.. sh*tfics actually.

Don't bother reading that if you don't like crackfics or mild swearing or mean words.

I'm seriously working on a real story. Don't believe me?
...
Okay. Well I don't believe you either.