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Cocaine


Part of a machine, I am not a human being.

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    My collection of crap.

    This is the collection of gifs, images and whatever else I’ve been hoarding on my user page. There were well too many to actually load them all (It works fine for me, just not anyone else unfortunately.) So! I decided to store them somewhere.

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Jun
8th
2017

My collection of crap. · 2:32am Jun 8th, 2017

This is the collection of gifs, images and whatever else I’ve been hoarding on my user page. There were well too many to actually load them all (It works fine for me, just not anyone else unfortunately.) So! I decided to store them somewhere.
Most of these images probably won’t load for you the first, second, third, or thousandth time. Just trust me, there’s roughly a thousand or so gifs/images/whatever else here. So uh.

enjoy. Or not. just don’t crash your computer and sue me plz.

Bois...this is a big fucking number. help.






























WHAT I DO WHEN I WRITE


Telaros thought they had a big user page. So I did this. It's been two years, and I am now a tree.

I do fucking love Life is Strange. Max is great, Warren is a homie, Chloe is my fuckin' life. Take my money, my soul and heart; I want that woman in my life.

DOMINOS IS WHAT BINDS US





Step 1
Get the coke




Step 2
Chill out



Step 3
Eat peanut butter




Step 4
Write




Step 5
Post




Step 6
Get out

dude did a reading

his page thing


Step 1, Talk about only yourself

Step 2, Ignore all losers and loser problems

Step 3, Focus on self-worth and stigmatism

Step 4, Beat your Waifu (Being a fan of "Doing hurtful things to your Waifu" substitutes)

Step 5, Get a girlfriend/boyfriend

Step 6, Repeat steps 1-3

Step 7, Beat your girlfriend/boyfriend

Step 8, Break up

Step 9, Repeat step 5

Step 10, do this shit until you're old, decrepit, worthless and shallow

Step 11, You are now me.

Comments ( 8 )

How do you have so many fucking notifications?

4563931
Ancient technique of never hitting that button. My goal is to hit a million. Only then can I call myself a true shitlord.

4564044
Wouldn't the best tactic be to follow every active user, join every group and ad every story to a bookshelf? Unless you are already doing that...

4564071
been doing it since 2013 man.

Not really, that'd be fucking stupid. I just never used those notifications and over time it's built up. I ain't a fucking tryhard at this shit lol

I reached the end. What do I win?

4670531
I don't know what I just watched, but I'm going to save it to my PC.

4670835
That's probably a bad idea.: p

Good luck! XD

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