I would like to know your opinion on rap music.

Do you like it?
Do you hate it?
Do have no opinion?

I for one live it! Some of my favourite rappers are:

Tech N9ne
Krizz Kaliko (If you're wondering, that white stuff around his eyes is caused by a skin diseases called Vitiligo.)

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Yoooo, I've been waiting for this to come out and it finally dropped! Already 1.5 million views! Gangsta Rap isn't really my thing, but there's no denying this is great story telling. I come in at 2:55 and have three lines which is my most yet!

It's not really pony-related so I put it in a blog, but still I appreciate you taking the time to check it out :3

Screw tradition

We’re on a mission

To plug the gaps

That plague the system

So no one falls through

So dreams come true

So you can trust

What the leaders tell you

No more lies

No more weasel words

Write laws in English

Not 12,000 words

Build a system

That we understand

That we can fight for

That we can comprehend

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And now! The Rap Battle you’ve ALL been waiting for!!!! Metamorphosis Brook…!

Versus Elle-I-don’t-even-know-her-last-name…!

Opponents ready, and… BEGIN!

Don’t know why you step to me like you are the original
You fight for his attention with ambiguous intentions 
I don’t understand where this shit is gonna get you 

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So remember that rap collab I talked about? Yeah, it's out! It's been out for a few days now. I haven't been able to show it you guys because I've been super busy. Still am btw. So, give this a listen. Me and the boys spitting some hot fire!

Also, we got featured on EQD!! Dope, ain't it?

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“Okay, so do you both understand the rules?”

“Yes.”

“Yes, mom.”

“No sass mister. Okay, ready?”

“You’re going down, Elytron.”

“That’s what you think, Stinger.”

“Epic Rap Battles of Equestria! Venom Stinger v.s. Pharynx Elytron! Begin!”

Listen up, Ven, who you think you’re dealing with?

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“Welcome all to another Epic! Rap! Battle! Of! Equestriaaaa! Today we have Pharynx Elytrooon verses Thorax Glydeeer!”

“I still don’t know how you two talked me into doing this again.”

“Because you’d win any kind of physical fight.”

“And this is more fun! Okay, let’s start!”

“Ugh…”

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One day, Trixie decided to make a rap to promote her next show. Then this happened:

(To this beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbNJyhZJjDU )

Trixie, gonna rock this stage, gonna take this art form to the next page
Gonna smash the competition like she’s smashing this beat
Doesn’t know the meaning of the word “defeat”

Yeah Trixie, gonna rock this stage, gonna take this art form to the next page
Gonna smash the competition like she’s smashing this beat

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... the rap battle.

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The moon presence has dawned once again
And the beastly scourge is coming out of its den
Preying on the quaint gothic town of Y'harnam
Stripping flesh and leaving a bloody mess behind them
Who they gonna call? They get the big boys
The badass hunters with their nice and sharp toys
Garbed in bandages and coats pitch black
They run off into the night to fight back
The monsters that're crawling from under your bed
And fucking with your sanity getting in your head

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To be honest, Mystic is still puzzled about the official name of the radio that is why Mystic placed a reference above if you can recognise it But the sole purpose of this blog is to be a pirate radio station broadcasted in the seven seas ! Unless it was nine seas or more (If you are confused though, here is EmperorTigerStar to help you

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Hmm...that weirdo in the goggles looks familiar doesn't he? I am sure I've seen him somewhere before...

(looks in mirror, face expresses absolute awe and amazement)

My contest entry video actually made it in!?!

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(I intend to buy this at PDQ Records on July 28, 2016 provided it still is at PDQ. I already have this but with no case.)

The opening to this tape has a preview for various Rugrats tapes on VHS that were available at the time (of which I still don't have Phil and Lil: Double Trouble) - note that at the end it says, ''Available Only from Nickelodeon!''

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“Why do you have to be so annoying?”

“Hey! I’m just trying to explain it to you! The history of the language is-”

“Long and boring. Also, unnecessary to learn.”

“...Fascinating and intriguing.”

“‘Fascinating’ and ‘intriguing’ mean the same thing!”

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Last week's mashup of crossover sludge is done. Related note, if you haven't seen Endgame yet and you're invested in the Marvel movies, you're doing yourself an enormous disservice.

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Last week's generic edgelord stuff is finished. Enjoy, if that's possible.

This week's a twofer celebration: Tuesday's release of Mortal Kombat 11 and Friday's release of Avengers: Endgame. If you know me, you can probably guess which is more exciting to me. Either way, we're gonna crossover about it.