Hands Short: The Truth About Human/Pony Romance · 2:26pm Nov 12th, 2019
Finally he asks...
Shepherd: "I don't get it! I'm a big, goofy alien! How am I so attractive to ponies?"
Twilight: "Well, aside from your kind and stupidly heroic personality-"
Shepherd: "Not just stupidly heroic, hmph."
Twilight: "The fact you can scratch, scritch, massage, caress and cuddle us in ways no stallion ever could also helps a lot."
Pinkie: "Also your skin tastes like salt!" *Licks him* "Mmmm... A mare could get drunk off you!"