About one year ago, I had the exceptionally bright idea of taking a random sample of all stories published to Fimfiction at the time and attempt to find something significant to say about them. Whether by suggesting what genres get the most views, or what sells the most, or what stories this fandom was lacking. Come to think of it, I'm really not sure why I chose to begin such an endeavor in the first place. Probably because I thought it was fun (for a given definition of "fun").

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Howdy, y’all.

Right, so picking up from where we left off, let’s—

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Nicknames so far:

Lab Horse
Smurf Horse
Pink Smurf Horse
NEW> Magical Subway Girl

And here's a nickname I wanna use but have no idea how to use it:
MIGHTY MORPHING SMURF-HORSE-GIRL!

I don't like making blogs about this story mainly because I don't know if the news is good or bad. It's still on hiatus, I'm just trying to finish that wedding crossover with Crystal and shagohad12's Freya. We've cut down on authors to try and make it more manageable. So the authors that are still on board are: shagohad12, thunderclap, and shinigamisparda. We're doing our best, it's just that we did not expect this to take as long as it is, so I thank you for your patience.

Is indifference really the opposite of love?

Is apathy truly what's left after a blaze of passion consumes everything? Cold is only the absence of heat. So, is this...crevice in my chest where a heart used to be, the ashes of my emotions? Is this the fabled chill of indifference?

Oh, turn some lights on and lighten up. I'm only half kidding. Nihilism is only a Debbie Downer when you want it to be. I'm sure Nietzsche would be somewhat proud, despite not being a Nihilist, himself.

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For those who do not know, HaHcon is, in their words:

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Seriously, nothing to see here. Just a few words I'm putting out into the ether because I'm bored.

It has come to my attention that I've not written a blog post since January. I'm terrible at these. I really need to figure out what I want to do for a blog series besides these inane posts that mean nothing. Oh well.

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[Edit: I should clarify I'm not complaining about lack of upvotes or favs. If you're reading this, y'all are great. Thanks for reading!]

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IN WHICH I KEPT MY PROMISE AGAIN
Today is a day of minor celebration, as far as I'm concerned. Have some Yes.

I'm sleepy, so not much below the fold, but there is some if you're willing to Read More.

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Brace yourselves...

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Where am I?

I said I'd take a year out to write my book before coming back to continue and complete Fallout Equestria: Letters to Celestia. So, one year later, what be the current status?

The status is.... 50%. Maybe a little over.

I assumed it'd only take me a year, but there was a few factors I didn't take into account.

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If y'all think you've had some bad days at work,

If y'all think you've felt like shit before at your workplace,

If y'all feel unappreciated and that your spirit is getting crushed in that hellhole of a workplace...

Sit down. I have a story for you to soothe your souls.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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A drawing of a seaport town with a thunderstorm approaching it is what I'm looking for. I wanted to ask for Unique to be in the picture but I can add him in myself if the artist doesn't mind. NO TAKING OFF GOOGLE IMAGES EITHER. I'm looking at you, Rainbow Bob and Chad!

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Here I sit on the five year anniversary of when I first joined Fimfic. Wow. The site has changed so much; so have I. This site and the authors have become far more experienced, the stories far more nuanced, the comedy funnier, the drama sadder. We are all growing into true blue writers. 51 stories later, I am amazed and mystified at how much I was able to accomplish as a writer (350k+ words) but how much growing I still have to do. Some day I may re-write WestBoro in Equestria, My British Pony,

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I attempted to explain to my mom what memes were...
I think she's just more confused now

IN WHICH A THING IS COMING
So, I just checked something today. But first, enjoy some Eagles.

I saw five juvenile bald eagles in a tree near my home a couple days ago, but that's as may be. Follow me…

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I know I'm rusty, but jeez it still sucks being told the story I wrote didn't do well. I honestly don't know if I should keep going.

So I spent most of the day looking at reenactment stuff, which is definitely something I have a problem with. I want to spend way too much money. Basically, whenever my unit sends out a call asking for people to do something, if I don't have it, I look into buying it.

Basically, I almost just bought a service uniform like the one below before I even got my field uniform squared away, with a major D-Day event in Ohio coming up in August, which I still need to get $600+ in gear for.

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