Death Around The World

Person: Mexico? What? Cartels? Human traffickers?
Mexico: No... chupacabra.

Person: The US? What guns at school? Trump? Systematic Racis-
US: Wendigos...

Person: Chicago? Let me guess... The Candyman or Chainsaws From Texas.
Chicago: Black people... with guns.

US: We don't talk about that.

Canada: Maple Syrup? Anyone? Yes? No... Sorry.

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this is Giddy Twirl, the CANterlot pony mascot :D drew her cause i was bored. (also forgot her blue muzzle) x.x

but the bottom pony is my own version of what i would see as a Toronto pony.

Giddy twirls colors are based on the Toronto flag

what do you think?

IN WHICH I SLEEP ALL DAY BUT WRITE NOW
Happy (belated) Canada Day, all ya hosers! 🇨🇦 In honour of the occasion, here's The Band.

See, all of them were Canadian except drummer Levon Helm, who hailed from my home state. Anyway:

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With some blegh news to report.

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KC 32764
Produced by J.C.P. for CBS, Inc.

THUNDERBOLT SENTINEL*/SONGS FOR YOU
Side 1
A SONG FOR YOU (BMI)
EVERYTHING I DO (I Do for You)
THAT'S WHAT I INTEND TO GIVE TO YOU
TIME IN A BOTTLE
IF I HAD ANY ROOM TO MISS YOU

Side 2
ALL I KNOW
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE HER (If You Don't Treat Her Right)
I AIN'T GETTIN' TIRED OF LOVING YOU
AIN'T NO SUNSHINE (BMI)
LOVE ME TENDER (BMI)

The selections are ASCAP except where noted.

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currently playing civ v as Canada in equestria with pony civs im completely blind so help me i guess

current year 3200 bc turn 20
current research trapping
city states met
1. verdane
2. emerald hill zone
current units 1 spear men 1 worker 1 warrior
resources 1 deer 2 food 1 production furs 1 f 1p 2 gold
bison 3f stone 2f 1p grassland 1f
civs met 0
current production 1 settler
cities 1
city name Ottawa

Hello, dear readers. I just flew in from Canada, and boy are my arms tired. So are my feet. So is my everything. This past weekend has been one of my family's forced Pain Endurance Jaunts, otherwise known as 'going hiking'. I am not an 'outdoor' person. I am not an 'exercise' person. I am not a 'vacation' person, mostly because this means that I will inevitably end up in a bed with one of my immediate family members, all of whom snore and take up far too much valuable body-spreading space. Of

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Balancing Academics and Employment: A Comprehensive Guide to Canada Student Working Hours"

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Hey Zap, I bet you're surprised, aren't ya, bud?

So, yeah, this stuff is pretty good. I'm not surprised that Dunkin' Donuts hasn't made it in Canada.

"1000 loyal followers?"

"Good... good..."

First off. Thanks for all the follows! It's a little overwhelming, I must admit, but a very nice number to get to.

Secondly. As I mentioned in previous blog posts, this will the last blog post made just for the sake of keeping track of followers. I'm sure you're annoyed of them by now, so it's time to call it a day.

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The last few days here in Minnesota have been super smokey and stinky thanks to Canada!

For those who don't know, there are a bunch of forest fires in Canada right now, and all of the smoke is comming right to Minnesota! Right now, the air quality in most of Minnesota is worse than the air in Beijing!

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Homeland:
Norway

Ancestral country besides my homeland:
Poland

Favourite country that I have been to:

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In the relay, exchanges are done by grabbing your teammate's butt and pushing.

Anyway, in other news, I'm a little sad to say that I haven't worked on anything substantial since my last post. I have no excuse, but I will get to it... someday.

Also, yes, that is a Pyramid Head figure, and it is fucking awesome.

That is all.

Canadian protesters tell Hannity how they feel about 'gutless, spineless, cowardly' Trudeau

What could have been...

What should have been...

What can be...

What may eventually be...

...here in the US

That's how blm, antifa, socialists and people on the left in general should be treated.

Honestly, they'd be lucky to be treated so humanely.

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Queen Chrysalis vacates the scene as fast as her wings can carry her.

Princess Celestia turns to her sister. "Chrysalis does realize she's technically a type of alicorn, right? I mean... wings, horn, little crown thingy."

Luna rolls her eyes. "As many times as we have told her, she still refuses to acknowledge she is even slightly related to us."

Grumbling deep within her throat, Celestia exclaims, "But she's died already! Locked in heated battle against us!"

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In case you guys were wondering how we figure out the weather around here.

[Pic taken by someone else, but it's quite close to where I live.]