Audio version by Imrix.

I’m not good at romance.

A guy once tried to choke me and then begged for sex, and that’s just the third most horrible confession I’ve gone through. A girl in my high school refused to go out with a guy unless he stabbed his own arm with three needles to show his love. One of my teachers had to go to the hospital on New Year’s because she got a champagne bottle stuck to her vagina.

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Hi everyone! These updates all are gonna be pretty important so please give this blog a read. I've decided to do the big ol' yearly update blog early, though I'm not even sure if I've done a yearly update before. Either way, please click below for story updates, future projects, and some polls that are pretty helpful.

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So far, March has been more than a little crazy. In between a job search, a Search & Rescue callout that lasted until 5 AM, a network failure at work, and a short-notice trip to help my parents with their taxes, my writing schedule has gotten completely shot. I'm finally sitting down at a coffee shop for the first time in a week, and I'm too distracted to add words to stories. So I might as well justify tonight's cuppa by passing on some positive karma.

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Once again I rise from my dark slumber to share holiday cheer with the lot of you and someone in particular

EWhat Do You Get for the Mare Who Has Everything?

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Maud attempts to help Cheese find a very special Hearth's Warming gift for Pinkie Pie. Together they will endure glitter bombs, sound advice, stand-up comedy, musical numbers, chaos, and fondue, all to give Pinkie Pie the best Hearth's Warming ever.

• Pinkie
• Rarity
• Discord
• Cheese Sandwich
• Maud Pie

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It's time for Jinglemas! Next year, you all should try to join in. This is a great event, and I'm happy to participate every year.

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I’ve been spending far too much time playing video games that aren’t actually all that fun, and far too little time reading pony fanfiction. So today, for at least a few hours, I decided to change that.

Today’s stories:

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I started catching up on what I could yesterday when I saw the crazy amount of notifications I had accumulated. It's certainly going to take me a while and then some to read all of the stories that were published recently. I'm not doing too good; I'll have a blog about that sooner or later. Until then, know that I have some updates for Marigold's story that have been edited and are waiting for readers. The story is nearing the minimum length for a novel and has had so much effort poured into

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Fun fact, this chapter that I've just posted was surprisingly fun, and my second most recent chapter. It was also a chapter I did at byootfick in the dead of night, cranking out roughly four fifths of the entire chapter in one go (roughly 4000 words). I had NEVER been that motivated. This is ALSO a chapter my editor and best friend highly enjoyed, which surprised me a bit. He certainly likes my work, but this was much higher praising than I was used to, which made me a little suspicious, but

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Yea so Chapter 8 is being worked on I can guarantee that but as we all wait for what the hell James is doing and aching to go back, page and page, refreshing and refreshing. I might as will provide a little detail for this chapter and that is.

It's gonna have some useless scenes but! A little twist is about to rear it's face along with that I m nearly done with it but damn.

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I don't usually do blog posts, aside from the occasional announcement or random thing, but this has been on my mind for a while.

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It's either Google Adsense or Donating Money to the Site to keep it up.

You want your clop? Go to Derpibooru or R34 Paheal.

Need to rely on clickbait cover art to gather in the views on get on that precious Feature Box? How about actually practicing your writing so you can be proud of making top quality stories (or stories that you can care about)?

This site is ultimately about the stories, not the cover arts.

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It's probably been a while, or maybe I'm just too quiet lately. I'm not sure. Either way, let's talk story updates. Even though I can't write in the same way I used to (mostly because I'd need, like, more three of me to keep up with all the shit I want to do in general) I've still been getting stuff done! It may not be three stories updating near-monthly or a hecking bunch of more substantial new one-shots popping out every few weeks, but it's something. Get those below the break!

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GUESS HOW OLD THE TEL ONESHOT IS TODAY

I wasn't originally going to write a blogpost because it's been a bad week, but then LILFUNKMAN spent an entire night doing that GIF so now I had to.

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PETA asked Games Workshop to make Warhammer fur-free.

So, there are apparently people in the world who are appaled by killing virtual animals for virtual furs, and you still wonder why 2016 looked the way it looked...

No, really, I can. Even when I haven't had much of anything to show for it lately, I'm writing and that does mean that I haven't quit. I've never been the best at using these blogs to connect to people like other users on the site, but if you had been worried that I had forgotten something, downgraded to a lurker, or something else, then I haven't. What I have been doing is working on packing and everything else that comes with a move, and have been working on various tasks for this over the

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When you come up with an amazing new OC with an adorable color scheme specifically tailored to your interests.

When you come up with an interesting backstory for that OC that ensures optimal character development.

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This is kim's fault. Go... blame her.

1. What is your first name?
At this point, who tf knows~

2. How old are you?
22, 23 in November! :)

3. What country are you from?
USA

4. What do you look like?
Imagine a disaster lesbian.

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Attack on Titan—Shingeki no Kyojin if we’re being Like That, and we’re not—is a manga written and illustrated by Hajime Isayama, which ran from September 2009 to April 2021, and it’s bad. It’s so fucking bad.
  
And it's fascinating.

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As of today, I'm twenty-six years old, but this isn't a blog about that. That'd be boring.

So here's a free comic about Trixie, and Starlight Glimmer. Mostly Trixie. Happy birthday to me.

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Twilight's story is only half of it...

^{Artist is Kai_KAMOI}