so it's 2:37 in the fucking morning
I got called into work after work roughly eight or so hours ago to work overnights because the person who usually works nights called off
I've got nothing to do aside from watching Netflix or playing isaac on my laptop or something
so fuck it
let's talk about humans in Equestria
^ Do you see this guy here?
Falls off bed.
Drags self to computer.
Vomits.
Drags self to bathroom.
Combs vomit covered hair.
Vomits.
Drags self to computer.
Clicks new chapter for Home is for the Weak.
something much more pressing has taken priority.
INTERNET.
EXPLAIN YOURSELF. 
Previously, on The Hat Man's blog posts...
Hats: You guys want an Applejack chapter or a shipping chapter?
Readers: Applejack!
Hats: Okay.
A few Readers: And later on, more shipping! Twilight x Gadget is yummy!
Hats: Twilight x what now?
A few Readers: Doooo eeeeeet!
Hats: No! Look, you want it so bad, if one of you write a Twilight x Gadget fic, then I'll put it on my blog post, okay?
So... Yeah, I'm stroking my own ego a little with this one, but I realised earlier that I've published over 100,000 words of pony fiction on this site in the last six months. Considering that this is my first writing venture (like seriously, before Fimfic the closest I had got to creative writing was lyrics) I'm quite pleased with my progress. When I started, I didn't expect things to go this quickly, especially considering the quiet months between March and May (where I posted like two
One thing I've noticed a lot of around YouTube recently is videos with 'X but Y' titles. You know, things like 'Dragon Ball Z but every time we see people screaming at each other in a desert the video speeds up', or 'Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart but it's a Pokemon boss-battle theme'. With this in mind, is there any chance of seeing 'Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones but every time Hayden Christensen appears the film ends' or 'The Doctor Who Christmas Special but as soon as the plot
see this screencap for information
I just want my son back
It's finally time folks. Let's find out who the ringleader is!
Share and enjoy!
-Novel
Heya, reader! I was hoping for some clever word-play or character accent I could take from my latest Patreon reward read, but mostly all I got was vulgarity so erm… Let’s get started, you sex… nozzles.
They've got a rather two dimensional house, and a rather large flat-screen TV which is elevated up so you can see it through their glass front door.
I look in, and notice there's robes and a wizard hat on the screen.
I stand in my driveway, staring. A few moments later, it zooms out, and fireworks!
Yup, it's Trixie.
Apparently my neighbors are watching the season 6 finale of MLP as I write this. And not a version with commercials, either, so not on TV. 
Happy weekend, everyone! I hope you’re all enjoying yourselves.
I’m working on getting back into the swing of things and getting stuff done.
Today’s stories:
D-I-V-O-R-C-E by SanityLost
Yellow Immortality by Estee
Going Home by GrassAndClouds2
A Taste of Meat by InsertAuthorHere
Closing the Door by Blue Harvest
OKAY.
LISTEN.
NO.
GET THE FUCK OUT.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
I CAN'T FEED YOU ALL!
At long last, the final chapter of How Not to Use Your Royal Prerogative is done! For those of you who've been waiting until the story's complete, now's the time!
I'll have a Retrospective up on the story later this week!
But for now, enjoy the finale of the Origin Arc!
-Novel
Yep, it's my birthday! 🍰 (Oh, who am I kidding with that cake emoji... 🍸)
First off, the next chapter of The Iron Horse is going up today, in the early evening! And after that, there are just TWO chapters left!
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